A/N HELLLLLLOO so as you might have realized I had a mini-spoof contest in my contest book. ANNNNNND so finally the winner has been decided. The winner is.........RIVERSHADOW!!! CONGRATS!! Here is the winning spoof!
Graystripe: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?!
Darkstripe: *evil glare* TIGERSTAR!!! I'm coming with you!
Tigerstar: But I wanna build a bloodman!
Darkstripe: what?!?
Graystripe: you should build a snow & bloodman! It would stay together so much better!
Tigerstar: YES!! Do you want to do it together?
Graystripe: OMSC^ yes! Darkstripe
Do you wanna help?
Darkstripe: *walks away* I am surrounded by idiots.
Darkstripe: hey Firestar-
Firestar: why in the world are you so weird? I mean your making a-
Darkstripe: ERMAIFOXMOUSECHICKENCAMELSANDHORSEDUNG
Firestar: what did I do?
Darkstripe: I am tired of this. Maybe Thistleclaw will be willing to train me in then dark forest....
LATER
Darkstripe: so Thistleclaw, will you train me?
Thistleclaw: only if you play with my barbies and go to concerts with me!!
Darkstripe: WHY STARCLAN AND DARK FOREST?!?!?!?! WHY!!????????!??!
Firestar: so are you coming back to ThunderClan, weirdo cat?
Darkstripe: *sobs*
Written by @Rivershadow & @lynxkitten65
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