36. Nick-names
Brambleclaw: *pads over near Firestar* hey Stupid Cat!
Firestar: *ignores Brambleclaw and thinks he is talking to Squirrelflight*
Brambleclaw: *taps Firestar on the shoulder* STUPID CAT! I was talking to you
Firestar: *raises his eyebrows questioningly* why do you even live. WHAT DO YOU WANT
Brambleclaw: *shrugs* just comin over.. to say.... hey......
Firestar: 😑 why did you call me stupid cat
Brambleclaw: we all came up with nicknames!! I call Squirrelflight fop
Firestar: um okay then what is your nick name?
Brambleclaw: Super Amazing Godly Awesomness Power Holding Really Best At Everything Favorite Leader Cat.
Firestar: *stares*
Brambleclaw: cats call me S.A.G.A.P.H.R.B.A.E.F.L.C. for short
Firestar: *twitches* why don't cats just call you by your real name?!
Brambleclaw: cause that's not as cool *winks at Firestar* catch you later, Stupid Cat
Firestar: *screeches*
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
