We'll meet again Neferpitou x OC

The Christmas case of the stole tree

I was picking some sticky, jello, candy shit out of my teeth as I walked up the stairs from my office to the living room of our apartment. "Pitou, do we have any toothpicks?" I asked as I opened the door and pulled out my earbuds.

"Yeah, they're in the bathroom." Neferpitou responded like I was catching her pulling a fully decorated Christmas tree through the kitchen window. 'Did she steal a Christmas tree?'

After a quick trip to the bathroom cabinet, I returned to see Pitou leaning the tree against the wall in the corner of the living room.

"Why?" I asked.

Pitou nodded at the placement of the tree and started to take off the winter coat I bought her. "Why what?" She replied, tilting her head slightly.

"Why a Christmas tree? You don't celebrate." I asked, confusion clouding my brain.

"Are you okay? Your heart is beating kinda slow..." Pitou asked, curious.

"Don't change the subject." I pointed at the tree. "Why did you get a tree?" I wasn't angry, just confused and hungry.

"I keep seeing all these things online about 'tis the season'?" She shrugged. "Plus you're American, you love that stuff."

"I'm not American?" I replied, a little offended. 'At worst I'm European.' "We can do a Christmas if you want to?"

"I just thought you might like it, it would be a fun Christmas present to do Christmas?" She shrugged before grabbing the tree and forcing it back out the window. "Okay, Christmas is over." Neferpitou dusted her hands off and sat on the couch.

"Only you understand me." I go up and hug Pitou. "I love you." I kiss her and laugh.

"I love you too." She started to laugh with me. I was laughing at the fact we just threw a Christmas tree out of a window. "But are you okay? Your heart is-"

I cut her off. "It's fine, my heart is just 3 sizes too small~" I joked in a sing-songy voice like the Grinch song.

"Are you on drugs again? I thought we talked about this?" She looked concerned that I relapsed which I hadn't.

I laughed at her worry and rested my head in her lap. "Don't worry, it was just weed. It's like having a Bud Light, doesn't count." I shrugged, which was hard since I was laying down.

"A sip is a slip, I don't want you to get all mopey because you relapsed and I have to hear about it."

"God, I love you..." I paused to realize that I was super fucked up. "Fuck those are fast acting, I took them like 45 minutes ago." I thought out loud. "Don't worry, I haven't touched anything too bad. I just took some edibles... and smoked... I also shotgunned a THC drink to see if it was like beer." I started to laugh harder at what I had done. Pitou took off my sunglasses to check my eyes but it didn't work due to one of my Nen abilities which made me start laughing harder.

"I love you too." Pitou rubbed my head.

"Let's watch a movie, you pick." Pitou put on some gay romance called Single All The Way and we had a good time hate watching it.

After the movie ended, I was unable to move my body without feeling like Sisyphus so Neferpitou put me over her shoulder and carried me to bed.

"It's only like 9 pm... I mean... 23... 48... fuck you're smart." I couldn't do math and started to laugh.

"21 o'clock and that's fine we've been staying up too late." She turned off the lights and closed the door before joining me in bed. "Goodnight John."

"Goodnight Neferpitou, I love you so much." I hugged her. "Thank you for being with me through so much and for so long."

"I love you too, you mean the world to me." I closed my eyes and passed out, feeling like I'd never wake up again.

(This chapter isn't very subtle, you don't gotta think about it to find the message. This is just something I wanted to get out on a whim. Thank you all if you are reading this, this might be the last thing I do with this story. If I take this down it means I'm not done. I wanted to get it out on Christmas so it's a bit sloppy and incoherent, tbh I'm pretty high I took some edibles, shotgunned a thc drink and used my bong. I won't remember this tomorrow. Bye and thank you all so much, happy holidays.)