Mainly doing this because school. All of a sudden I'm bombarded with like 2 tests this week and 3 tests the next :(
This is such an L moment.
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Bob: Ron and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Ron: Sentences.
Bob: Don't interrupt me.
Toga: We need to get through this locked door. Opheebop, give me your credit card.
Opheebop: Here.
Toga, pocketing it: Thanks. Magne, kick down the door.
Spinner: What time is it?
Musturd: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Musturd: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Bob: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Musturd: It's 2 am
Shigaraki: Where are you going?
Bob: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
Bob (Fanfic): You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Bob(Canon), drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Opheebop, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Bob: Hey.
Shigaraki: Hi.
Twice: Hello.
Dabi: Hey!
Opheebop: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Toga: We were out of Doritos.
Opheebop: I CAN'T DO IT!
Bob, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Opheebop: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Shigaraki: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Opheebop:
Opheebop: I appreciate it,
Opheebop: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Twice: Opheebop-
Opheebop: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Dabi: Opheebop we gotta-
Opheebop: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Opheebop: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Opheebop, motioning to Toga: NOT FUCKING THIS
Opheebop: Time for plan G.
Bob: Don't you mean plan B?
Opheebop: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Shigaraki: What about plan D?
Opheebop: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Twice: What about plan E?
Opheebop: I'm hoping not to use it. Dabi dies in plan E.
Toga: I like plan E.
Bob: You kidnapped Opheebop? That's illegal!
Uraraka: But Bob, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Opheebop, or destroying our dreams?
Bob: Kidnapping Opheebop, Uraraka!!!
Deku: Bob, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Bob: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Deku: To work together!
Bob: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Iida: Bob, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Little Man: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Bob, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Little Man: BLOCKED.
Little Man: Bob isn't answering their phone
Opheebop: I'll call
Little Man: Ron and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Bob: Hello?
Little Man: Listen, I can explain...
Bob: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Opheebop: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Ron: You guys are getting paid?
Little Man: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Bob: Rude.
Opheebop: That's fair.
Ron: Not again.
Toga: Are you going to want this back?
Little Man: Favorite horror movie?
Bob: It
Opheebop: Saw
Ron: Annabelle
Toga: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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FanfictionBnha X Bob! Reader Onslaught /ˈɒnslɔːt/ a fierce or destructive attack. Basically, you are Bob in the world of My Hero Academia. You and your girlfriend Opheebop need to get through the troubles of quirk society today and prove all those heroes wron...
