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interviewing my exes- courtney miller •idk fluff? gxg•

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y/n's pov

today we're filming "courtney interviews her exes", i'm not a fan of being on camera but this will be so fun!

i'm gonna be erica, the girl that johnny cheated with in middle school. johnny is the boy courtney "dated" in middle school and i learnt that ian is gonna be johnny.

so i decided it would be fun to go to the studio as erica.

-at the studio-

i see courtney and peck her lips.

courtney- hi babe
y/n- hey! do you know which exes are coming?
courtney- no
y/n- anyways i'll go to my office

she nods and i kiss her

she doesn't know i'm actually getting ready. i change and then stuff my bra cause apparently erica had bigger boobs that's why johnny went for her.

shayne- y/n let's g- HOLY SHIT

he bursts out laughing

y/n- oh shut the fuck! wait are you supposed to be chip's ghost?
shayne- yeah
y/n- what the fuck is wrong with your feet and why are you so dry
shayne- yeah last minute stuff anyways cmon...erica

i chuckle and go

i go behind the curtain and hear courtney.

courtney- hello i'm courtney miller and today i'm sitting down with some of the exes of my past.

she continues talking and then we start.
ian went first as johnny and when i heard erica i came out.

y/n- he's right i do have bigger boobs

courtney covers her mouth and laughs

courtney- oh god...erica?
y/n- duh
courtney- uuum how you've been?
y/n- ok...you know living life
courtney- do you wanna sit?

she was holding laughs

y/n- yeah sure uuum...

making her laugh is fun but making her jealous would be better.

i sit on ian's lap and smile, courtney bites the inside of her cheek and glares at me.

courtney- uuum ok...are you planning to stay through the whole interview?
y/n- yes
courtney- ok umm johnny...remind me about our first date
ian-oh gosh...it's kinda hard to remember, cause i just didn't really care.

courtney laughs

y/n- do you remember our first date?
ian- no cause i kept on staring at your boobs.

i hold in laughs

ian- i was in 8th grade...soo yeah
courtney- god

she laughs

courtney- johnny, what's my best quality
ian- you know i used to say to my buddies, i call courtney the old boomerang because every time you try to throw her away, she just came right back
courtney- god dammit

she says in a voice as if she was in pain not gonna i felt bad

y/n- desperate bitch

she laughs.

ian- why were you cheating on me?
courtney- you cheated on me!

she points at me, i laugh and cover my mouth

ian- so?!
courtney- typical johnny

she shakes her head and rolls her eyes

ian- that's me i'm johnny! that's just a johnny thing to do!

courtney sighs

ian- old boomerang, back at it again
courtney- oh my god!

i really hope we're almost finish cause i am getting so uncomfortable sitting on ian's lap.

courtney- what did you learn from dating me?
ian- that i don't really have to try.
courtney- it's been 14 years
ian- and you're still obsessed with me, i could tell

courtney laughs

courtney- ok if you had the last word what would it be?
ian- take me back.
y/n- EXCUSE ME?!

i slap him and leave, courtney bursts out laughing and ian was just shocked.

i go behind the camera and just watch them.

ian- anyways fuck her.

courtney laughs

ian- courtney i'm lost without you
courtney- johnny-
ian- it's been downhill ever since middle school, watching those videos brought back so many memories. you thought you were gonna spend the rest of your life with me, we can still do that. we can still-

watching ian trying to cry is so funny

courtney- are you trying to cry?
ian- i am crying

he tries again and sighs

courtney- johnny, i'm sorry, but i've moved on.

ian zips his leather jacket

ian- can you call me an uber?
courtney- i don't have my phone on me. don't you have your phone on you?
ian- yeah but i only have angry birds on there

he then gets up and runs away, courtney just looks at him running away and was so confused with what was going on.

i then run back in and grab the chair pull it closer to courtney and sit.

y/n- just so you know i liked you not johnny

i then run away like ian did

after courtney finished filming the outro me and her made out behind the curtains and i was still erica and the camera pointed at us.

courtney- get out!

she covers the camera lense. we decided it would be a fun way for the video to end.

we burst out laughing and i kiss her.

courtney- you really surprised me back there but sit on any of our co workers lap again and i will punish you
y/n- jealous much court?