Nickname key:
Stupid- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Angry tomato- Blyke
Pink lightning- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Gel- John
Pink lightning: so how are things working out now that you two are sharing a room again, Blyke and john?
Angry tomato: he takes wayyyyy less time getting ready in the mornings now
Gel: that's because I don't use as much hair gel
Goddess: good John, keep it that way
Angry tomato: that stuff is awful
Gel: I personally take offense to that
Gel: hair gel is great
Goddess: no
Pink lightning: no
Stalker rat: no
Stupid: No.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: nope!
Gel: you're just saying that cause dumblo talked
Stupid: ...
Goddess: lol john do you change his name every day
Gel: yes, I take pride in my insults to him 😊
Stalker rat: john using that face somehow terrifies me-
Gel: coward
Angry tomato: ugh
Pink lightning: what?
Angry tomato: zeke just approached me to tell me he hates me
Pink lightning: what?? Why?!
Stalker rat: he's such a suck up, I wonder why he stopped
Angry tomato: it's because I'm Johns roommate again
Gel: hmm
Goddess: what?
Gel: shall we make zeke feel even worse
Angry tomato: no, he's super salty right now! I don't want it worse!
Gel: I could threaten him to make him stop being salty
Stalker rat: and this is why being on John's side is so important
Gel: are you writing an article
Stalker rat: uh-
Pink lightning: he is, I can see him
Pink lightning: the article is called 'zeke you better watch out'
Stalker rat: before you even ask, fine I'll delete it....
Gel: actually
Gel: keep it
Stalker rat: WHAT
Pink lightning: WHAT
Angry tomato: WHAT
Goddess: what??
Stalker rat: no one ever lets me write my articles though!!
Gel: well, I'll let you write this one
Gel: with some conditions.
Stalker rat: oh no
Stalker rat: hey guys can you help if he tries to hurt me
Angry tomato: nah, you're on your own bro
Stalker rat: bro 😭
Pink lightning: I can try to help!
Stalker rat: oh good... and Seraphina?
Goddess: what
Stalker rat: can you please contain your boyfriend
Goddess: um- I- y-yes I think so
Gel: sera what's all the stuttering about
Goddess: just that word
Gel: what word
Stalker rat: ✨boyfriend✨
Goddess: don't make it look like that
Pink lightning: sera don't turn on the ship now got it?
Goddess: I wasn't leaving the ship!
Stalker rat: hmm questionable
Gel: leave sera alone
Gel: and Isen, get writing
Gel: I want the article to mention that zeke is an idiot, and that I'm having a party to celebrate that he's not my roommate. Everyone cool is invited
Pink lightning: who do you consider cool though?
Gel: only sera
Angry tomato: dude you can't kick me out of the room just for you to party
Gel: we'll see about that
Goddess: John
Gel: what
Goddess: be nice, a party is boring without any people
Gel: fine, everyone here can come and maybe some others.... Just not the idiots
Stalker rat: who are they??
Gel: honestly everyone
Gel: but in this case I meant stupid and zeke
Stupid: ...
Gel: oh yeah and the blue toothpaste girl
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: ...
Goddess: works for me
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: aww Seraphina really 😭
Goddess: go away, you talk too much about arlo. It's weird
Gel: very true words
Gel: anyways tomato come back so we can set up for the party
Gel: and bring the rat
Stalker rat: m-me?
Gel: yes, I need someone to do the work besides blyke
Angry tomato: you're the one who wanted the party!
Gel: I'm also the god-tier
Pink lightning: heh... don't worry you guys, I'll help too
Angry tomato: but Remi, don't let him make us!
Pink lightning: well, I'm okay with it as long as John hangs out with sera instead
Stalker rat: smart, the ship has to continue somehow
Pink lightning: exactly
Gel: sure, let's go get boba sera
Goddess: alright
Stalker rat: and let's get this party set up!!!
Angry tomato: why are you excited for this suddenly?!
Pink lightning: just let him be, he likes the things he can do well
Gel: even if that only includes like three things
Stalker rat: ...
Angry tomato: everyone shut up and get to work
Pink lightning:
Angry tomato: besides Remi. You're fine
Gel: simp
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FanfictionSeraphina is a goddess, John is (questionably) trying to be better, Remi and Blyke are giving him a second chance, Elaine is dumb while Isen is weird as always... and Arlo can't leave. This is just a normal Unordinary chatfic. The story takes place...
