Nickname key:
Tall blond idiot- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Red laser- Blyke
X rei- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Dark aura- John
Tall blond idiot: Where are you guys?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: wait, shouldn't we get costumes first?
Tall blond idiot: There's no time.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: well...
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I sort of already bought one
Tall blond idiot: Okay, but we still have to go right now.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: there's one for you too, they're matching
Tall blond idiot: Why?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste:
Tall blond idiot:
Arlo obsessed toothpaste:
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I really thought John was going to comment on that
Tall blond idiot: If any of those idiots are dead I'm going to kill them.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: let's go then!
Tall blond idiot: Okay. We're at the authorities.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: where are you guys?
Tall blond idiot: I think Remi, Blyke and Isen were near the front.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: guys?? Are you here?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: Remi?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: Blyke?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: Isen?
Red laser: stop texting, I'm trying to fight here
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: YOU GUYS AREN'T DEAD?! I was so worried 😭
Red laser: we will be dead if you keep distracting us
X rei: BLYKE STOP TEXTING
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: where are you though?!
Red laser: we're in a long hallway, it was near the front
Red laser: okay I have to leave someone just stabbed me
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: are you okay??
Tall blond idiot: Let's just go, Elaine!
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: okay! So a long hallway... wait are those bodies?!
Tall blond idiot: Have you never seen a dead person?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: you have seen a dead person?!?
Tall blond idiot:
Tall blond idiot: If these are the people John and Seraphina beat up, the others must be this way.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: alright...
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: this door is locked
Tall blond idiot: Move.
Tall blond idiot: Now it's open.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I forgot how strong you were...
Tall blond idiot: ...stop looking at me like that.
X rei: ARLO IS THAT YOU?!
Tall blond idiot: Remi?! You're okay?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: come on, Arlo, they're still being attacked!
Tall blond idiot: Right.
Red laser: wow I wish I was that strong
Tall blond idiot: They were already injured from your attacks with Remi. I didn't do much.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: he's so cool...
Red laser: Isen is bleeding out
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: on it!
X rei: you're bleeding too
Red laser: it's not that bad
Red laser: we're alive
X rei: wow... we are
Tall blond idiot: Remi, are you injured?
X rei: no, I'm okay
Tall blond idiot: Then why are you crying?
X rei: I thought we were going to die 😭
Red laser: honestly... me too
Tall blond idiot: Please don't turn this into one of John's crying sessions.
X rei: but we're aliveeeeee
Red laser:
Red laser:
Tall blond idiot: What now?
Red laser: I told Remi I loved her
Red laser: and I'm not dead
X rei: Elaine, help Blyke! I think something happened because he just turned really red!
Arlo obsessed toothpaste:
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: Remi, he's just blushing
X rei: oh
Tall blond idiot: Is Isen healed yet?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: it's safe to say he won't die
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I'll just heal Blyke a bit and then we can find John. He'll be able to finish the healing
Tall blond idiot: Who is going to carry Isen?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste:
X rei:
Red laser:
Tall blond idiot: Fine, I'll do it.
X rei: alright, let's go!
X rei: John and Seraphina, we're coming!!
Tall blond idiot: Let's just get her out of whatever mess John dragged her into.
Red laser: I think they went this way
X rei: yeah, I know they mentioned a fancy-looking office and this looks like it...
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: whatever you do don't look outside
Tall blond idiot: Why not?
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I see your aunt down there and she's not happy
X rei: oh phew...
Tall blond idiot: What?
X rei: I thought she was dead after John threw her out the window-
Tall blond idiot:
Tall blond idiot: Every day I hate that stupid emo kid a little bit more.
Goddess: he's not stupid
X rei: SERAPHINA!
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: we're here to help!!
Goddess: good because I think John hasn't breathed in ten minutes and I only just convinced myself to take a breath
Tall blond idiot: Breathing is healthy. You need to do it.
Red laser: a health lesson really isn't important right now
Tall blond idiot: I liked it better when you were scared of me.
Red laser: I wasn't scared!
X rei: guys! John and Seraphina are right up ahead!
Goddess: oh good
X rei: wait did she pass out?!
Red laser: they both did...
Stalker rat: well we're screwed
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Unordinary Group Chat!
FanfictionSeraphina is a goddess, John is (questionably) trying to be better, Remi and Blyke are giving him a second chance, Elaine is dumb while Isen is weird as always... and Arlo can't leave. This is just a normal Unordinary chatfic. The story takes place...
