Nickname key:
Stupid- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Angry tomato/ Blue tomato- Blyke
Pink lightning- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Gel- John
Pink lightning: guys 😭
Gel: what
Pink lightning: Blyke isn't talking to me 😭
Stalker rat: he won't talk to me either...
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: aww...
Goddess: he's probably mad you kissed arlo
Pink lightning: but that wasn't intentional!
Stalker rat: see, but he doesn't know that
Stalker rat: he hasn't been checking our messages
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: he's just sad because his ship failed... it's painful when your crush doesn't like you back...
Gel: ew are you being dramatic about idiotlo again
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: n-no of course not!
Stupid:
Pink lightning: wait elaine.
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: yeah?
Pink lightning: did you say Blyke has a crush on me??
Stalker rat: lol he's exposed
Gel: it was too obvious
Goddess: that is very true, the only one who didn't know was Remi
Pink lightning: W-WHAT?
Stalker rat: this ship is almost more oblivious than John and Seraphina's...
Gel: we were not oblivious
Stalker rat: mhm whatever you want to tell yourself
Gel: don't forget that you are a weak rat 😡
Stalker rat: heh... I-I'm sorry
Goddess: John be nice, and we weren't oblivious
Stalker rat: yeppp sure
Pink lightning: but guys what should I do about blykeeee
Stalker rat: confess obviously
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: yeah sail the ship!
Gel: as long as it's chaotic
Goddess: yes, the chaos is entertaining
Pink lightning: ...
Gel: whatever you do though do it faster
Pink lightning: why?
Gel: because the tomato is sulking all over the place
Gel: I caught him eating ice cream at 3 am
Goddess: John
Gel: yeah?
Goddess: why were you up at 3 am
Gel: uhh.... No reason?
Goddess: was it nightmares
Gel: yeah... but then I stole blykes ice cream and that made me feel better
Goddess: I'm going to come hug you
Pink lightning: awww... but also give blykes ice cream back!!
Gel: I already ate it
Stalker rat: a wise choice, ice cream is good
Gel: not as good as boba
Stalker rat: that's debatable
Gel: not as good as boba.
Stalker rat: fine, not as good! Don't kill me!
Gel: fine I won't... for today.
Stalker rat: I'm terrified-
Pink lightning: don't worry Isen, I won't let him hurt you
Goddess: eh I don't think you could stop John. He's too strong for that
Gel: I don't know if that's a good or bad thing
Stupid: It is definitely bad.
Gel: shush
Gel: and Remi please calm your man
Pink lightning: my- WHAT??!
Stalker rat: what's Blyke doing?
Pink lightning: BLYKE??
Gel: he's moping all over again
Goddess: want to leave and get boba instead?
Gel: yeah, but first I want this problem fixed
Stalker rat: you hesitated to get boba?!!
Gel: blyke is very annoying okay?
Gel: he's so sad that his hair doesn't even match the rest of him anymore
Goddess: how so?
Gel: it's too fiery for a sad tomato
Gel: I should dye it blue, then it would match
Goddess: understandable
Pink lightning: don't dye Blykes hair!!
Gel: why not
Pink lightning: I like it
Gel: that only makes me want to ruin it more
Pink lightning: John.
Stalker rat: uh oh she's getting serious
Gel: nah she can't hurt anyone
Pink lightning: if you so much as touch Blyke's hair I will electrocute you
Gel: lol I'm so scared
Pink lightning: and all your hair gel
Gel: WAIT
Pink lightning: and I'll get you banned from Woaba Boba.
Stalker rat: how?
Pink lightning: Isen, you've gotten banned from places so many times. How do you not remember?!
Stalker rat: I-
Pink lightning: hm, I think I smell burning hair gel
Gel: OKAY FINE I'LL LEAVE BLYKES HAIR
Pink lightning: good 😊
Goddess: can you still burn the hair gel though
Gel: sera no!
Goddess: that stuff is nasty John
Goddess: nasty.
Gel: but it keeps me sane...
Gel: I can't risk getting it destroyed by anyone
Pink lightning: good. Sera don't ruin this, he's actually listening for once
Stalker rat: top story- wellstons king values hair gel over his life
Goddess: don't you dare write that.
Stalker rat: fine...
Gel: it is true though
Goddess: John-
Gel: but before I forget I have to do something since blyke is sad now
Gel has renamed Angry tomato to Blue tomato.
Gel: now everything is really fine.
Stalker rat: why do I feel like our nicknames and lives are all becoming sad one by one? First Sadlo, then Not okay, now Blue tomato...
Gel: careful Isen, you might be next 😈
Stalker rat: I-
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FanfictionSeraphina is a goddess, John is (questionably) trying to be better, Remi and Blyke are giving him a second chance, Elaine is dumb while Isen is weird as always... and Arlo can't leave. This is just a normal Unordinary chatfic. The story takes place...
