Nickname key:
Tall blond idiot- Arlo
Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine
Stalker rat- Isen
Red laser- Blyke
X rei- Remi
Goddess- Seraphina
Dark aura- John
Red laser: isen?!
X rei: you aren't dead?!
Stalker rat: uh... no
Stalker rat: wait who's carrying me
Stalker rat: OH IS THIS ARLO
Red laser: don't move too much idiot, you're still injured
Stalker rat: oh... dang it
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: I can't heal you all the way sorry 😭 I'm weak
Stalker rat:
Red laser:
Arlo obsessed toothpaste: ...is no one going to deny that?
Tall blond idiot: That isn't important right now.
X rei: yeah guys, let's just help John and Seraphina!
Red laser: am I allowed to punch him to wake him up?
Tall blond idiot: No.
Red laser: you don't even like John
Tall blond idiot: Yes, but now is not a good time to promote violence.
Red laser: fine
Stalker rat: jOohhhhnnnnnn
Stalker rat: wake up
X rei: Isen... that's not going to work
Stalker rat: SERAPHINA IS STUPID
Dark aura: WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PATHETIC LITTLE-
X rei: John?!
Red laser: well that's one way to get him to answer
Stalker rat: it always works
Stalker rat: but now I may have to fear for my life
Dark aura: ...
Dark aura: I'm going back to sleep
Tall blond idiot: John, we need to get out of here! Get up!
Dark aura: no
Dark aura: I don't want to be here
Red laser: neither do we
Dark aura: just let me die with my trauma in peace
Tall blond idiot: No.
Dark aura: GUYS TURN AROUND LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE HES COMING OH SHOOT HES TALKING
Dark aura: AND SAVE SERA PLS
X rei: so this is Keon?
Dark aura: HEJDJOFJFK
X rei: I'm going to electrocute him
Tall blond idiot: Let me put up a barrier around him first for safety.
X rei: sorry... that must've hurt
Red laser:
Red laser: Remi, there are some people you should never apologize to
Red laser: that guy is one of those people
X rei: oh...
Stalker rat: he screwed up johns life
Dark aura: it's fine, I deserved it
Dark aura: it left my mental state in shatters but it's okay
X rei:
X rei: on second thought can I electrocute him again
Tall blond idiot: Go for it.
Stalker rat: you guys defeated him really fast considering how Seraphina and John were defeated...
Stalker rat: and how you're still carrying me
Tall blond idiot: If you're talking this much, move on your own.
Stalker rat: OOF
X rei: try not to break him too much Arlo...
Tall blond idiot: He's fine.
Dark aura: SERA SERA SERAAAAAAAAA
Tall blond idiot: What now?
Dark aura: SHE WOKE UP
Goddess:
Goddess: ...what-
Goddess: John you're crushing me
Dark aura: sorry 😭
Dark aura: I mess everything up
Goddess: just like I messed up my perfect reputation
Goddess: our lives suck don't they
Tall blond idiot: Oh good, you're awake. In case you all forgot we have some fighting to do.
Stalker rat: I was hoping we could just leave...
Stalker rat: OR NOT
Red laser: Isen, actually pay attention while fighting this time!
Stalker rat: same goes for you
Dark aura: my head hurts
Dark aura: I'm getting flashbacks
Red laser: just punch people
Dark aura: it's not that easy-
Dark aura: oh but what if I pretend I'm punching myself
Goddess: John that's not a good idea
Goddess: you're not a monster
Dark aura: thanks
Red laser: stop crying and fight
Dark aura: okay
Dark aura: hey this isn't so bad
Dark aura: at least I'm not fighting alone this time, we're actually fighting the bad guys
Dark aura: wow this is kinda cool
Stalker rat: it's called having friends
Dark aura: we're friends??
X rei:
Goddess:
Red laser:
Stalker rat:
Tall blond idiot:
Arlo obsessed toothpaste:
Goddess: yes, John, we are
Dark aura: aww how nice
Tall blond idiot: John, someone is about to hit you. Pay attention.
Dark aura: nah it's fine he won't hit me
Dark aura: not after I tell him how my sad story evolved to me having friends
Red laser: wait did you actually make him cry??!
Dark aura: I said my story is very sad okay
Goddess: he's right, it makes me cry every time
Stalker rat: well that's one way to beat people
Stalker rat: dang all of you guys are so powerful
X rei: that was the strongest one, John! Good job!
Dark aura: I did good?
Goddess: yes
Dark aura: huh, weird
Dark aura: who do I fight now
Dark aura: wait... guys?!
Dark aura: I think the evil man just moved
Dark aura: oh no he's getting up
Dark aura: he's looking at me
Dark aura: GUYS
Keon: Hello, John.
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FanfictionSeraphina is a goddess, John is (questionably) trying to be better, Remi and Blyke are giving him a second chance, Elaine is dumb while Isen is weird as always... and Arlo can't leave. This is just a normal Unordinary chatfic. The story takes place...
