Seraphina is a goddess, John is (questionably) trying to be better, Remi and Blyke are giving him a second chance, Elaine is dumb while Isen is weird as always... and Arlo can't leave.
This is just a normal Unordinary chatfic.
The story takes place...
Nickname key: Tall blond idiot- Arlo Arlo obsessed toothpaste- Elaine Stalker rat- Isen Red laser- Blyke X rei- Remi Goddess- Seraphina Dark aura- John
Dark aura: I think it's time for me to start looking scarier
Tall blond idiot: Why are you still texting?
Dark aura: cause
Goddess: what do you mean by scarier
Stalker rat: yeah, I was wondering too
Tall blond idiot: Isen, Seraphina, what is wrong with you two?
Goddess: we can do what we want
Dark aura: yeah shut up arlo
X rei: there's also no one coming yet since John and Seraphina defeated the last people... the auras john sensed were further away
Red laser: I thought this would've been harder
Dark aura: nothing is hard when you have me and violence on your side
X rei: I don't think that's a good thing
Dark aura: it probably isn't
Dark aura: but anyways
Goddess:
Goddess:
Dark aura: I'm sorry
X rei: what happened?
Tall blond idiot: I don't want to hear anymore. Don't die, everyone.
Dark aura: bye loser
Red laser: John are you going to explain anything
Dark aura: oh yeah
Dark aura: so uh I brought out the mask
Stalker rat: the mask?
Stalker rat: what mask
Goddess: the joker mask
Stalker rat: oh-
Dark aura: it makes me look scarier
Goddess: I don't want to look at you right now
Goddess: it hurts
Dark aura: I'm sorry 😭😭
Dark aura: I just want the authorities to see what they created
Dark aura: because this society is sTupid
Tall blond idiot: Wow, the society is 'stupid.' What inspirational words.
Dark aura: I liked it better when you were gone
Tall blond idiot: I hate this chat.
X rei: uh...
Red laser: John why didn't you just put on the joker mask to start with?
X rei: thanks for changing the conversation
Red laser: no problem
Stalker rat: aNyThing fOr yOu rEmi
Red laser: shut up
Dark aura: rat, you are officially my favorite idiot
Stalker rat: really?!
Dark aura: yes, blyke is too much of a tomato and arlo is literally so annoying but you at least recognize your dumbness and make jokes
Stalker rat:
Stalker rat: that doesn't feel like a compliment
Dark aura: anyways
Dark aura: I didn't put on the mask earlier to save you guys from the trauma
Stalker rat: that mask is terrifying as heck
Red laser: why would you want to help us though?
Dark aura: cause if you mess this up
Dark aura: I'll be very mad
Stalker rat: well that's comforting
Stalker rat: if we don't die here, John will kill us
Dark aura: not unless you screw up, stupid
Dark aura: if you saw the joker mask you would screw up
Stalker rat: yeah that's true...
Red laser: I wouldn't
Dark aura: whatever you want to tell yourself
X rei: guys, focus! We have more attackers coming!
Red laser: alright just let me power up
Stalker rat: see the rest of you later if we don't die!
Dark aura: okay, see you never
Stalker rat:
Goddess: John I see someone coming too
Dark aura: oh okay let me kick them
Dark aura: hiyah
Dark aura: now we can keep going
Goddess:
Goddess: okay
Dark aura: hey wait why won't this door open
Goddess: there's probably a high ranking official inside
Goddess: I'll break it
Dark aura:
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Dark aura: is this another tall blond idiot
Tall blond idiot:
Tall blond idiot: Why do you have a picture of my aunt?
Dark aura: ah so it is another idiot
Goddess: she was in that official looking office
Dark aura: ew she's talking
Tall blond idiot:
Dark aura: she says we can't take her down
Dark aura: lol, idiot
Goddess:
Goddess: how-
Tall blond idiot: What now?
Goddess: he just threw your aunt out the window effortlessly
Tall blond idiot: What?! But she's stronger then me!
Dark aura: so am I
Dark aura: all tall blond idiots must go out the window
Tall blond idiot: How did you do that so easily?
Dark aura: idk
Dark aura: they're all weak
Goddess: yeah, John keeps crushing them
Goddess: it's a little boring
Tall blond idiot:
Tall blond idiot: Now I see why Isen is so scared of you two.
Dark aura: should I jump out the window and squish your aunt
Tall blond idiot: No!
Dark aura: I'm going to do it
Goddess: maybe wait until later
Goddess: I want to find more strong people so this gets actually hard
