A/N I did this once and I thought it was fucking funny.
It's when you ask someone for tissue paper while stuck in the bathroom, and where they give it to your through the door, you smother nutella on them while taking the tissue roll.
"Sweetheart!" You yelled for the millionth time. Your left hand was full of chunky chocolate, your other hand holding onto your phone, opened up on the group chat that all of your friends were daring you to send a video of what you were about to do. You opened the camera and began recording when you heard his footsteps ascend up the stairs.
"Calm down, I'm here." He puffs exhaustedly, patiently waiting for you to open the door. You did so, thanking him with a breathy tone, barely holding yourself back from crying- out of fear and repressed laughter.
Levi thought it was all over, until... your fingers swiped against his hand, leaving a wet yet mushy residue. His sharp grey eyes moved from the stairs to his hand to confirm his worst nightmare, pupils thinning at the sight of brown slime sliding across his skin. You huffed in and out, trying your hardest to not burst out hysterically as you took the roll successfully
However, what you expected was far different from what had happened. Silence followed after a loud thud. No screaming? No crying? Was Levi trapping you?
When you opened the door, you were met with Levi's limp body draped across the pale mat next to the staircase, completely unconscious. At this point, your camera was still rolling, pointing towards your motionless husband.
Then, it hit you. He had fainted. "HOLY FUCK! LEVI!"-
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