Tokyo Revengers Presents: Takemichi Harem

•ೋ°Takemichi and Sanzu as Couple°ೋ•

Ship(s): Sanzu Haruchiyo x Hanagaki Takemichi

Category: Fluff/Funny

Got inspired of a Tiktok video about Sanzu HEHEHEHEHEHE

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Scene#1

Takemichi: *vibing to the music* All the single ladies! All the single ladies! All the single ladies! All the single ladies! Now put your hand up! *raises hands*

Sanzu: *turns the music off* Now put your hands god damn down! What the hell is wrong with you?

Takemichi: What is wrong with you?

Sanzu: No! Your singing this a little personnal like all the single ladies put your hands up. Put your shits down.

Takemichi: It's a song Sanzu.

Sanzu: Did you forget I'm your boyfriend?

Takemichi: Did you forget you didn't put a ring on it *points at his ring finger* So technically. I am single.

Sanzu: Oh. That's what were doing. That's what. You are not Beyonce. You are Hanagaki Takemichi. You didn't make this shit.

Takemichi: You just said my whole name!

Sanzu: No!

Takemichi: Play my song!

Sanzu: No!

Takemichi: Wha— *still plays the music*

Sanzu: *glaring at Takemichi*

Takemichi: Oh don't you dare glare at me or you will be sleeping on the couch *smile*

Sanzu: *sweatdrops* Just kidding my sunshine *nervously laugh*

Rindou: Oh his under *laughs*

Ran: Yeah really under *records the whole scene.

Sanzu: YOU GUYS!

Takemichi: Sanzu Haruchiyo

Sanzu: *sits dowm obediently* Yes Maam

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Scene#2

Sanzu: OI YOU FUCKERS *points at the Haitani Brothers* DID YOU TAKE MY DRUGS!?

Ran: What No!

Rindou: In the first place why would we take those useless drugs away

Takemichi: *walks in the living room* You mean this? *shows Sanzu's drugs*

Sanzu: *smiles* Yes Sunshine you found my pill—

Takemichi: Sanzu Haruchiyo

Sanzu: *nervous* Y-Yes?

Takemichi: If I ever see you eating this useless drugs that isn't even good for you, you will be sleeping outside. Are we clear?

Sanzu: B-but Sunshine—

Takemichi: Are we clear?

Sanzu: *sighs defeatedly* Yes love

Takemichi: Oh, I know you can't live without this, so I thought a better plan for you

Sanzu: *looks at Takemichi* What is it?

Takemichi: You can eat me anytime your needing to take this drugs as a substitute, I don't mind *winks and walks away*

Sanzu: *processing* Wait! Sunshine I think I need my pills now which is you! *runs to catch up with Takemichi*

Rindou: Lucky bastard *scoff*

Ran: Oh don't pretend you didn't eat Takemichi 2 days ago without Sanzu's permission

Rindou: Shut up *rolls eyes*

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Scene#3

Bonten on a meeting:

Takeomi: Someone who is brave enough to steal our products is still on the run, we need to tighten up our security for he knows when our next ship will arrive.

Mikey: *nods* Takemichi you and Koko will be monitoring the ships when it arrive, you Brother will be on look out secretly, Mochi you will monitor the cameras and Sanzu and Kakucho you will be the one checking every personnel at the deck.

Sanzu: Why is this money addict with my Sunshine!?

Koko: Money addict!? The audacity to call me that when you yourself is a drug addict!

Sanzu: *smiles proudly* Well not for now

Mochi: *confuse* What do you mean by that?

Sanzu: I am not taking any drugs for now on *proud* Instead I will eat my Sunshine everytime I needed my drugs

Mochi: Eww we don't need to hear that!

Kakucho and Mikey: Is that true Michi?

Takemichi: Yes *blush* If he keep on taking those useless drugs he will be sleeping outside

Kakucho: So his under you now huh *smiles* That's my Michi *pats Takemichi's head*

Sanzu: Hey! His my Michi and don't pat his head!

Takemichi: *glares*

Sanzu: Right you can pat him all you like. *whispers* But his still my Michi

Bonten's mind: Wow his really under

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