I haven't watched MoM yet but from what I've heard I don't think I can shove Hailey in there so here's what's happening in New York while the universe is falling apart:
The Dream Team
Webs❤️🕸
I forgot we had this group chat
Wires💙🦾
Same
Bit depressing now that it's just the two of us
Webs❤️🕸
Yeah...
I remember when it was just me and Ned messing around
Wires💙🦾
Yeah, well, there's nothing we can do now
All we can do is try to live to tomorrow
Webs❤️🕸
And when we do that?
Wires💙🦾
We try to live to the day after that
Webs❤️🕸
I guess that's true
Wires💙🦾
Of course it's true, I'm always right
Webs❤️🕸
How's your headache, by the way?
Wires💙🦾
It's not a headache, genius, it's my processor trying (and failing) to absorb all the knowledge in the multiverse and doing a shitty job
Everything I'm getting from a different timeline is just blur's on a screen
Webs❤️🕸
...
You think I'm a genius? :'D
Wires💙🦾
=_=
Webs❤️🕸
But seriously, are you okay?
Wires💙🦾
Yeah, it's not like this is my first deadly malfunction
Webs❤️🕸
True but still...
Wires💙🦾
I'll be fine
But if I do die make sure to bury me in an unmarked grave so the government doesn't find me-
Webs❤️🕸
HAILEY
Wires💙🦾
I'm kiddingggggg
But seriously, do that if I die.
After dying-but-not-really-but-sorta a billion times you learn to find humor in 'death'
Webs❤️🕸
I implore you to not
Wires💙🦾
Too late!
Mwhahahaha
Webs❤️🕸
I-
I think not seeing Dr. Reese has gotten to you, Hails
Webs❤️🕸
Hailey?
Webs❤️🕸
You there?
Wires💙🦾
Yeah, sorry, Jess got back from one of her drinking binges and I had to help her not puke all over the bathroom floor
Webs❤️🕸
You know you could always just move in with me
At least you wouldn't have to sleep on a couch
Wires💙🦾
No offense darling, but to put it bluntly your apartment looks like the places I would find traffickers at in my younger years
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Veins and Wires // Peter Parker
FanfictionH.A.I.L.E.Y. Or formally known as Humanoid Artificial Intelligence of Latency Experiment Youth is, as you guessed it, a humanoid A.I. Yeah, father really needs to work on that acronym. Hailey's your typical average femme, teenage, humanoid android...
