Jasmine Anoa'i-Johnson is an ordinary shy young lady living a not so ordinary life. She is legally and happily married to two men-Joe Anoa'i and Dwayne Johnson. How does she handle being married to alpha males at the same time? Read further to find...
"Auntie, this is our beautiful wife Jasmine." Dwayne said, making the introduction.
"Awww...she's beautiful, she needs a little more meat on her though. Is she sick?" Ata asked, genuinely concerned.
**End Flashback**
"No, she's not sick!" Dwayne laughed.
Joe also laughed at his aunt being concerned about Jasmine's well being.
"I-It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Ata." Jasmine said, her face red with embarrassment at the fact that their aunt thought she was too small.
"Nice to meet you too dear and please call me uso o le Tina, it means aunt in Samoan." Ata said, smiling.
"Hi Jasmine!!! Welcome to the isle of Samoa!" The young women announced, clapping and cheering. One even placed a lei on Jasmine's neck.
"Baby girl, these are our cousins: Atia, Lelani, Lia, Moana and Savelina." Joe said, as he made the introduction.
Just then, Ata's daughters stepped forward out of the crowd of women who had gathered, Nia and Tamina....
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"Uh! Excuse you Leati?!" Tamina said with an attitude. "Didn't you forget someone?"
"Yeah Joe!" Nia chimed in. "Don't act you don't see us here! Introduce us to your wife!"
"Uh, she's my wife too Nia. Don't YOU act like you don't see me here!" Dwayne growled.
"Whatever Dwayne." Nia said rolling her eyes.
"Whatever." Joe said, taking a deep sigh and rolling his eyes. "Baby girl, these two hags e lei faaipoipo are Kalei's sisters and our other cousins Nia and Tamina.
(Translation: Unmarried Hags)
"Hold up!" Tamina yelled, rolling her neck. "Who the fuck are you calling a hag...you pusi sasa cuckold?
(Translation: pussy whipped cuckold)
"Usu?! E tatau ona e va'ai i lou gutu fucking ae ou te le'i toso ese ma lavea oe i totonu!!!" Joe yelled, pointing at Tamina.
(Translation: Bitch?! You better watch your fucking mouth before I haul off and hit you in it!!!)
Just then, Jasmine became fearful as her eyes widened.
"Don't worry, they always do this." Savelina said, shaking her head putting her arm around Jasmine in an attempt to calm her.
"See that's why you two birds don't have a man now, because of that damn mouth!" Dwayne snarled. "You two need a man to keep your monkey asses in check! Maybe if two got dicked down on the regular, you wouldn't be acting like that!!"
"Fuck you Dwayne! We don't need a man, we are strong and independent Samoan women!!" Nia shot back. "Don't worry about us having a man, why don't you and Joe act like men and take better care of your wife, it's obvious you don't take care of her..poor baby looks like you don't feed her!!"
"Yeah aight keep running your muthafuckin' mouth and I'm gonna show you a real Samoan man!!" Joe threatened.
Just then...a flip flop shoe went flying between Joe, Dwayne, Nia and Tamina.
"Hey!!!! Stop all this nonsense right now, before I beat all 4 of you with my shoe!!!" Ata roared.
You could have heard a pin drop with the deafening silence.
"Now then...Jasmine, allow me to introduce you to my two CHILDLESS and UNMARRIED daughters, Nia and Tamina." Ata said, smiling.
"Hi ladies!" Jasmine said shyly. "You two are very beautiful."
"Thank you hun, so are you. I wish these two Neanderthals would feed you better though. You're not sick are you? Or did these two make you sick?" Nia said, giving Dwayne and Joe a dirty look. "It's ok..blink twice if you are in danger."
"You talk too fucking much!!" Joe growled, attempting to lunge at his cousin.
"Joe, chill out!" Dwayne said, restraining him from going after Nia.
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"Nah fuck all that! She always talking' shit! For your information bitch, we take damn good care of our woman. She don't want for nothing! She's loved, provided for and protected! So get the fuck outta here with that bullshit fam!!!!!" Joe screamed.
"Muthafucka, I'm not scared you...need I remind you that I was the one kicking your ass when we were growing up!" Nia shot back.
"Right?" Tamina chimed in. "Then go running his punk ass to Uncle Sika, talking about "Nia hit me!" Leati was soft as baby shit, now he wanna act hardcore because he grew hair on his nutsack."
"Ok that does it!!" Ata yelled, smacking her daughters and nephews with her shoe. "Family meeting! The 4 of you in the house now!!
"Baby girl, stay put we'll be right back." Dwayne said.
TBC What do you all think will happen next? Please comment and vote! Thanks humbly
