Lactose Intolerant Mice

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SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York: guys

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vroomvroom: have you guys ever heard of a lactose intolerant mouse

speck: no I have not
speck: continue please

jonoyoudont: no but that'd be pretty gnarly

vroomvroom: right? I'd never heard of one and mice eat cheese all the time

*insertmemehere*: I can't find anything sweet enough for this😭

Sin/CinnamonRoll: I feel bad for those mice now because then their stomachs hurt all the time

vroomvroom: it's okay El bc mice eat cookies
vroomvroom: remember that book about the mouse that ate cookies all the time and he went to school with his friend who was a human

Sin/CinnamonRoll: oh yeah! I used to love those books

jonoyoudont: me too! They're the reason I like to read lol

SirFrancis: this is the purest conversation that's ever made it's way here

Nerd: I know. I knew Race would be a little innocent, I suppose, but I didn't expect this.

WalkingStick: I can't say Race is innocent, but he's definitely a little more oblivious

speck: last night he asked me if I was allergic to nuts and I said no why and he was like I'm making macadamia cookies with nutella for you and he brought them over

SirFrancis: so that's why the alarm went off...

flirter: why don't the mice just do like Ratatouille

Glasses: I physically face palmed

Icheal: Romeo...

*insertmemehere*:

flirter: mf you talk through memesflirter: lmk when you speak

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flirter: mf you talk through memes
flirter: lmk when you speak

*insertmemehere*: you're heckin dumb

Nerd: 'Ratatouille' was the name of the movie. 'Remy' was the name of the rat.

flirter: why is Davey the only nice one here?

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