It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
*insertmemeshere*: happy birthday to hotshot the richest of us all
speck: you would be a cancer
TiroCalliente: you're a cancer to my personality TiroCalliente: thank man:)
Icheal: I'm excited for you
TiroCalliente: oh yeah? Why's that?
Icheal: you know why:)
SirFrancis: Ew SirFrancis: but happy birthday
TiroCalliente: thank you, Jack TiroCalliente: also, I don't want any gifts
pins: what.
ThePickleMan: uh oh
*insertmemeshere*: Ruh roh
TiroCalliente: is there a problem?
pins: no problem at all pins: I was talking to my papa lol he has the same birthday as you pins: my dad told him that we were all going on a trip together! Sorry for the confusion
TiroCalliente: oh no worries:)
Icheal: guys can I simp for a quick minute?
SirFrancis: no????
Icheal: Hotshot is so hot. Like, the definition of fine. Icheal: I've never met anyone like him, or anyone who has his mind, and just...UGH. Why is he sooooooooo fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeee??? Icheal: I mean have any of you seen him in a suit? Just abysjaokagataisn Icheal: Wow.
TiroCalliente: thank you, baby;) you're very sweet
Icheal: I-I'm melting oh my god
WalkingStick: capital EW.
SirFrancis: my eyes, my eyes!
Nerd: I can't believe I'm seeing this.
speck: why do you both act like you're holier than thou speck: we all know you're the kinkiest couple out of all of us so don't even
Icheal: we actually have them beat in that category, so...
flash: wow.
karofskylol: I'm not surprised like at all
Mr.Montana: kindaaaa saw it coming
WalkingStick: is this your coming out:,) WalkingStick:
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We still love you guys!!!!
SirFrancis: this makes me physically violent.
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Private Chat—Mickey, Ozzy
Ozzy: I can't wait to finally see you:)
Mickey: me either:) I've been really anxious to meet you, and I even prepared something for us
Ozzy: lol there's no need to be anxious Ozzy: and what did you prepare? There's nothing special coming up
Mickey: yes, well there's someone you should meet
Ozzy: I've met both your parents and you sister and brother Ozzy: I've even met your Aunt! Who else am I missing lol
Mickey: my grandma
Ozzy: oh not lol Ozzy: I suddenly feel like Marion in Psycho...
Mickey: okay Woah my grandma is not a killer she just can be a bit overbearing sometimes Mickey: and she's not exactly the most accepting person, but we're working on it! And I really think that you being here will help push that Mickey: not that I'm using you or anything but I want you to fully be apart of my life
Ozzy: and I want you to be in mine:) Ozzy: now I'm anxious to meet your grandmother
Mickey: eh worse case scenario is she gives you a disapproving look
Ozzy: oh?
Mickey: yeah. It hurts more than her words, seriously
Ozzy: oh.
Mickey: :)
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Private Chat—Jet and Speeches
Jet: remember when Greg Heffley tried out for the school play as Dorothy Jet: or when Dave opened the dishwasher to find Alvin showering Jet: or in psycho when the old lady killed that girl
Speeches: Jet? You okay?
Jet: I'm attention starved
Speeches: oh:( I'm sorry about that but I'm kind of busy right now? I'm hanging out with my boyfriend Speeches: where's Simmer?
Jet: he left me:(
Speeches: again?!
Jet: no not this time lol I mean he's busy buying groceries and things
Speeches: ah Speeches: you need more friends
Jet: I have tons of friends! All of the west side is my friend
Speeches: jet you haven't spoken to them in years. Your relationship with them is probably ancient history
Jet: ouch.
Speeches: sorry. But you should try to make more friends! What about the other "newsies"? They're all friends with each other
Jet: and they convinced their friends to hate me how do I tend to a relationship like that
Speeches: you'll figure it out, you always do! I've gotta go now!
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Private Chat—Racetrack, Jet
Jet: hello, race
Racetrack: who dis be
Jet: it's Jet
Racetrack: leader of West side? Racetrack: fuck you want???
