How many ways can Ferret reference intercourse? A lot, apparently.
Warning: the only warning is that sex is mentioned but not in a dirty way; in a funny way. That's really it though (unless you count I'm A Slave 4 You by Britney Spears in need of a warning).
Enjoy!!
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Private Chat—Jack, Davey
Jack: I know I may be young, but I've got feelings too
Davey: ?
Davey: You're older than me, Jackie.
Jack: And I need to do what I feel like doing
Davey: You're more than welcome to do that, baby:).
Jack: so let me go
Jack: and just listen
Davey: Alright, Jackie. Is it something wrong?
Jack: All you people look at me like I'm a little girl
Davey: Oh, God-
Jack: Well did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into this world
Davey: Always saying "little girl, don't step into this club".
Davey: Well, I'm just trying to find out why cause dancing's what I love!
Jack: and you're damn good at it!
Davey: Thank you, princess. You're an excellent singer.
Jack: got a class?
Davey: Not right now. My next period is on a field trip, and I opted not to go. I'll probably leave earlier.
Jack: in that case...
Jack: I've got a surprise for you:)
Davey: I'm already in the car.
Jack: god, you're a simp
Davey: Hey—remember who's texting who here.
Davey: I could always just go back to work. Leave you alone. Finish grading papers...
Jack: im so lucky I love you
Davey: :)
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Group Chat—Booty x10
vroomvroom: can we talk about how Morris's insta is just him eating McDonald's and smoking
Sin/CinnamonRoll: I never know what he's smoking...
flash: it's probably best to keep it that way
flash: how do you think I remain so calm all the time
flash: I smoke alotta weed🤷🏻♂️
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Davey?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Davey?
Glasses: where is he?
flirter: maybe at work? He has a job?
Gush: noooo he was just excited because his last class was on a field trip
ThePickleMan: maybe he's grading? He does put the chat on silent when he has work
pins: that's true. maybe hes busy doing work
flash: doesn't he put his work a week before it's due
vroomvroom: does he work ahead?
flash: yeah that
vroomvroom: Jeez you really do get really high
vroomvroom: tryna share?
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