SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
They're on the Oklahoma trip
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vroomvroom: YALL we lost Jack
vroomvroom: like he's gone
Nerd: We left you for five minutes.
vroomvroom: we wanted to shop
speck: I couldn't care less but we'll find him?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: we can't leave you guys alone for anything
*insertmemeshere*: I don't even know anymore
Ball: wait y'all lost Jack?
karofskylol: he's with us
Nerd: Oh, thank God.
Ball: yeah his phone died so he couldn't call or text
Ball: he's eating an ice cream sandwich rn and Osc is letting him charge his phone
karofskylol: jacks a little dumb
Nerd: I would defend him, but he is.
SirFrancis: wow.
SirFrancis: I'm actually hurt that you said that.
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Private Message—Davey and Jack
Davey: I didn't actually mean it. Jackie, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
Jack: yeah no it's okay ik you were joking
Jack: but you've never actually called me dumb before
Davey: I'm sorry.
Jack: it's fine
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Group Chat— Ryan Reynolds is Hot
flirter: I'd never smash Ryan Reynolds
BartholomewIII: IM STRAIGHT AND I WOULD SMASH
Ball: IM LESBIAN AND I WOULD KISS THAT MANS FACE
karofskylol: I'm with Romeo
karofskylol: I still remember the green lantern movie
BartholomewIII: it was a rough patch in his career we don't talk about it
pins: where'd Jack and Davey go
*insertmemeshere*: I think they're taking the rest of the day away from the chat since something got under jacks skin
pins: is it one of those days?
*insertmemeshere*: nah he just got called dumb and Davey agreed to it and I guess he's never said that before
pins: let's come up with a word to replace dumb
Sin/CinnamonRoll: no need we know jacks a himbo
speck: haha he literally is
speck: so is race if you think about it
vroomvroom: 🤨
Sin/CinnamonRoll: yeah but he's a himbo that knows he's a himbo so he has all this extra knowledge stored up
WalkingStick: ive been talking the Jack is a himbo trope for years
pins: ooooh bc himbos aren't dumb they're just clueless
pins: and that's why race qualifies
vroomvroom: that's fair
Glasses: I nominate Romeo has a himbo as well
flirter: me?
Glasses: attractive, flirty, clueless, and strong you are the literal definition
Glasses: omg you're Thor
flirter: wth
Glasses: I'm dating Thor
karofskylol: roller's a bimbo by that definition
Ball: I'm not even mad
Ball: Cher from clueless was a bimbo too if you think about it
flirter: yeah Jack is like kronk kind of himbo
Glasses: I'm so here for that🤣
speck: you make an excellent point
*insertmemeshere*: so himbo list— Jack, Race, and Romeo
WalkingStick: out of our entire friend group?
TheYGuy: you forgot Myron and Waves
TheYGuy'sGuy: what's a himbo lol
speck: where are waves and Skittery anyway
TheYGuy: idk they left for vacation a few months ago and never came back or called
pins: maybe they got lost
*insertmemeshere*: maybe they died
pins: 🤦♂️
speck: not likely they drink water like it's crack
karofskylol: where'd they go
speck: Grand Canyon
karofskylol: huh.
vroomvroom: y'all Criminal Minds left Netflix😭
vroomvroom: me and Albert are crying
Sin/CinnamonRoll: I can confirm it actually did
karofskylol: no more Spencer?
vroomvroom: no more Spencer😔
karofskylol: I'm crying peace
vroomvroom: I'm right there with you
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Unhinged- a Newsies Chatfic
FanfictionIt's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it I always wanted to make one of these, so I did. This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
