It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
CarrotTopIsOffensive: stfu CarrotTopIsOffensive: what did I do now
Nerd: Why didn't you tell anyone that you work for a modeling agency?
SirFrancis: what????
flirter: no actually what
Glasses: shook
Ball: I mean wow. Just wow.
pins: that's the last job I expected him to have idkw
*insertmemeshere*:
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Me at Albert:
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I- CarrotTopIsOffensive: go to work
Nerd: Do you have an answer?
ThePickleMan: do you model?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: very rarely. Only as a stand in when a model can't show up CarrotTopIsOffensive: but I mostly take pictures for underground designers and I edit them at home CarrotTopIsOffensive: that's where the whole "Albert doesn't work" thing came from
Sin/CinnamonRoll: I just tease him because he can wake up whenever he wants and I have to get up at six every morning just to laugh awkwardly in front of a bunch of people who give me migraines
speck: I should kill those people
Sin/CinnamonRoll: that's Albert's job
PirateCosplayer: very proud of the author for that reference to a new story he is working on we love that for them
Gush: how did Davey find out
Nerd: Well, I saw him. I was modeling for "(A)isha" and Albert was there and just said "Oh, hey, Davey!" as if it was a normal Friday.
CarrotTopIsOffensive: but...it is
SirFrancis: wait so Al is a photographer?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I am
pins: now THAT job fits him better idkw
Icheal: I'm just trying to figure out why dude's been holding out on us for group photos
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I ain't got time for all that CarrotTopIsOffensive: leave me alone
Nerd: How did the pictures come out?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: pretty good. You have a good coach. But like you should focus more on skincare bc it takes hours to edit out pores and stuff with makeup
