CHAPTER 60 YALL
WOOHOO!!!!!!!
SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Warning: mostly dirty jokes, Race getting mad at Jack in Italian, Romeo calling Jack a P.P., Ike pissing off Hotshot, Buttons being a sweetheart
Enjoy!
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SirFrancis: just came back from an Italian restaurant got some chicken Alfredo
vroomvroom: Piccola merda ti piace farmi incazzare
SirFrancis: oh I do indeed
SirFrancis: I was kidding I got carbonara and shared it with davey
Nerd: This is true.
vroomvroom: better be joking I would've killed you
speck: chill Race take a breather
speck: that was hilarious tho lol
CarrotTopIsOffensive: why do our boyfriends thrive to see us upset
Icheal: bc it's hilarious
Icheal: example: Hotshot, I just got stopped by a cop
Nerd: What?
SirFrancis: What happened?
TiroCalliente: are you okay?
Icheal: yeah! I gave him my number yk
TiroCalliente: What?
WalkingStick: sigh I'll get the flowers
vroomvroom: I'll call the funeral home
BartholomewIII: I have enough money for the coffin
speck: service is at my place btw
TiroCalliente: You did what?
Icheal: he asked for my number so I gave it to him
Icheal: I'm not seeing the big deal
CarrotTopIsOffensive: dude this is not what we trained for!
SirFrancis: as someone apart of the Jealous Boyfriend support group, captain JoJo would be very disappointed
jonoyoudont: I'm actually loving this lol
TiroCalliente: Ike, this isn't fucking funny.
Icheal: I thought it was😂
TiroCalliente: I'm on my way home. When I get there, we're talking.
Icheal: yes sir🤭😏
Nerd: Nasties.
flirter: i KNOW you're not talking
Glasses: here we go
Nerd: What? What did I do?
flirter: uh Jack. Almost all the time.
CarrotTopIsOffensive: yk, I was having a good day. I was having a really good day before you sent this message.
vroomvroom: I really did not deserve to think about that why has god forsaken me
WalkingStick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
PirateCosplayer: nice one.
Nerd: Excuse me?
SirFrancis: what are you talking about
flirter: we don't need any signs to tell us Jacks a pillow princess that's already pretty obvious
PirateCosplayer: DAYUM💀
WalkingStick: OVERKILL😭
flirter: but it's so obvious when you and Davey run off. It shocked me bc Davey is a smart man so how hasn't he realized that his boyfriend makes him jealous on purpose I don't understand it
SirFrancis: #1) I am not a pillow princess for one I'm a dude #2) everything else he said is not true too where do you get these wacky ideas
Balls: wahs happenin
Glasses: Ro said Jack was a pp
Balls: oh he totally is
SirFrancis: NO IM NOT
flirter: okay well he doesn't top
CarrotTopIsOffensive: well Duh
PirateCosplyer: maybe in some alternate universe but livesies? Hell no.
Gush: blink I swear to god wtaf are you ON.
SirFrancis: Wah-
Nerd: Can we change the topic, please? I'm not exactly into my friends discussing my sex life.
flirter: I'm right but sure
pins: what kind of snack would I be?
Nerd: What?
pins: Henry said I'd be a candy apple and Tommy said I'd be Pocky
pins: finch just made a dirty joke
*insertmemeshere*: I can't help it the opportunity was right there
ThePickleMan: you could've just said something nicer
*insertmemeshere*: we were all thinking it!
TommyBoy: and it was pretty funny
ThePickleMan: sigh.
jonoyoudont: buttons reminds me of grapes
pins: ?
jonoyoudont: like everyone loves grapes, no matter their flavor. Some people have their preferences, but everyone likes them
flash: I actually don't like grapes
jonoyoudont: GASP
WalkingStick: WHAT.
vroomvroom: cancelled. you're cancelled.
TommyBoy: how can you dislike grapes?
flash: idk they make my mouth feel weird
flash: they make my tongue swell and my lips tingle
Nerd: Oh, my God.
SirFrancis: uh...
Ball: Morris...
speck: dude, I think you're allergic to grapes
flash: nuh uh I don't need an EpiPen or nothing like that my lips just tingle
Nerd: That doesn't mean you're not allergic to them. My dad has an allergy to shellfish. How he found that out, I don't know, since we've never eaten shellfish when I was growing up, but it's true.
Nerd: Do your eyes water, your throat feels itchy or slightly sore, your lips feel tingly, and your tongue swells?
flash: I mean yeah I guess
TommyBoy: yea uR allergic to grapes
flash: oh
flash: guess I'm allergic to buttons
karofskylol: 🤦🏻
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