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CHAPTER 60 YALL

WOOHOO!!!!!!!

SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris

Warning: mostly dirty jokes, Race getting mad at Jack in Italian, Romeo calling Jack a P.P., Ike pissing off Hotshot, Buttons being a sweetheart

Enjoy!

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SirFrancis: just came back from an Italian restaurant got some chicken Alfredo

vroomvroom: Piccola merda ti piace farmi incazzare

SirFrancis: oh I do indeed
SirFrancis: I was kidding I got carbonara and shared it with davey

Nerd: This is true.

vroomvroom: better be joking I would've killed you

speck: chill Race take a breather
speck: that was hilarious tho lol

CarrotTopIsOffensive: why do our boyfriends thrive to see us upset

Icheal: bc it's hilarious
Icheal: example: Hotshot, I just got stopped by a cop

Nerd: What?

SirFrancis: What happened?

TiroCalliente: are you okay?

Icheal: yeah! I gave him my number yk

TiroCalliente: What?

WalkingStick: sigh I'll get the flowers

vroomvroom: I'll call the funeral home

BartholomewIII: I have enough money for the coffin

speck: service is at my place btw

TiroCalliente: You did what?

Icheal: he asked for my number so I gave it to him
Icheal: I'm not seeing the big deal

CarrotTopIsOffensive: dude this is not what we trained for!

SirFrancis: as someone apart of the Jealous Boyfriend support group, captain JoJo would be very disappointed

jonoyoudont: I'm actually loving this lol

TiroCalliente: Ike, this isn't fucking funny.

Icheal: I thought it was😂

TiroCalliente: I'm on my way home. When I get there, we're talking.

Icheal: yes sir🤭😏

Nerd: Nasties.

flirter: i KNOW you're not talking

Glasses: here we go

Nerd: What? What did I do?

flirter: uh Jack. Almost all the time.

CarrotTopIsOffensive: yk, I was having a good day. I was having a really good day before you sent this message.

vroomvroom: I really did not deserve to think about that why has god forsaken me

WalkingStick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

PirateCosplayer: nice one.

Nerd: Excuse me?

SirFrancis: what are you talking about

flirter: we don't need any signs to tell us Jacks a pillow princess that's already pretty obvious

PirateCosplayer: DAYUM💀

WalkingStick: OVERKILL😭

flirter: but it's so obvious when you and Davey run off. It shocked me bc Davey is a smart man so how hasn't he realized that his boyfriend makes him jealous on purpose I don't understand it

SirFrancis: #1) I am not a pillow princess for one I'm a dude #2) everything else he said is not true too where do you get these wacky ideas

Balls: wahs happenin

Glasses: Ro said Jack was a pp

Balls: oh he totally is

SirFrancis: NO IM NOT

flirter: okay well he doesn't top

CarrotTopIsOffensive: well Duh

PirateCosplyer: maybe in some alternate universe but livesies? Hell no.

Gush: blink I swear to god wtaf are you ON.

SirFrancis: Wah-

Nerd: Can we change the topic, please? I'm not exactly into my friends discussing my sex life.

flirter: I'm right but sure

pins: what kind of snack would I be?

Nerd: What?

pins: Henry said I'd be a candy apple and Tommy said I'd be Pocky
pins: finch just made a dirty joke

*insertmemeshere*: I can't help it the opportunity was right there

ThePickleMan: you could've just said something nicer

*insertmemeshere*: we were all thinking it!

TommyBoy: and it was pretty funny

ThePickleMan: sigh.

jonoyoudont: buttons reminds me of grapes

pins: ?

jonoyoudont: like everyone loves grapes, no matter their flavor. Some people have their preferences, but everyone likes them

flash: I actually don't like grapes

jonoyoudont: GASP

WalkingStick: WHAT.

vroomvroom: cancelled. you're cancelled.

TommyBoy: how can you dislike grapes?

flash: idk they make my mouth feel weird
flash: they make my tongue swell and my lips tingle

Nerd: Oh, my God.

SirFrancis: uh...

Ball: Morris...

speck: dude, I think you're allergic to grapes

flash: nuh uh I don't need an EpiPen or nothing like that my lips just tingle

Nerd: That doesn't mean you're not allergic to them. My dad has an allergy to shellfish. How he found that out, I don't know, since we've never eaten shellfish when I was growing up, but it's true.
Nerd: Do your eyes water, your throat feels itchy or slightly sore, your lips feel tingly, and your tongue swells?

flash: I mean yeah I guess

TommyBoy: yea uR allergic to grapes

flash: oh
flash: guess I'm allergic to buttons

karofskylol: 🤦🏻

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