Ball: I watched American Psycho again
speck: why?
Ball: idk I just really like the movie
Ball: Great example of what not to do
Ball: plus I'm sleepy
speck: and you decided American psycho was the movie to watch to fall asleep?
Ball: who said I'm trying to fall asleep
Ball: how do you know I'm trying to fall asleep spot?
Ball: stalker alerttttt
speck: ...you exhaust me
Nerd: I watched American Psycho once and I can't say I loved it. It's a good movie, but not necessarily my favorite slasher film.
*insertmemeshere*: can it really be considered a slasher film?
Nerd: Well, I guess so. Women are being slaughtered by one subject with knives, and the fact is being paraded.
Nerd: According to the Scream franchise, it's a slasher.
*insertmemeshere*: I guess
*insertmemeshere*: what's your favorite horror movie Davey?
Nerd: Candy Land; I think it's great. It's a bit stereotypical I suppose, considering it's on a trucker's lot and the main characters are all sex workers, but I thought the way the characters were written were great. I just wish there was a little more development in some areas, but it's otherwise great.
WalkingStick: GUYS ITS AN EMERGENCY
WalkingStick: CHAPPELL ROAN IS TAKING A BREAK FROM FAME BC THE FANS WERE BEING STALKERISH
PirateCosplayer: found our title
WalkingStick: I AM. UPSET.
WalkingStick: I'm gonna watch Shrek until this blows over. I can't-
flash: wait I wanna watch shrek too
WalkingStick: I'm sorry my friend but...I need to be alone😔
flash: I understand. I shall leave you to your own devices. You deserve to wallow in your emotion until the day changes from a terrible one to to that of good fortune
speck: Morris
speck: what the hell are you saying right now
ThePickleMan: I was just assumed of being a Draco Malfoy simp in French
ThePickleMan: never have I ever felt so regrettable of my actions
WalkingStick: Why are you reading drarry fic
ThePickleMan: because I got bored and ran out of money for the books I want
ThePickleMan: it was just a moment in my history yk
WalkingStick: ...sure
WalkingStick: but that's wild
ThePickleMan: yeah very upsetting
ThePickleMan: it's like if Jack called me a "..."in French
SirFrancis: I didn't even say anything😐
TiroCalliente: please for the love of god stfu
speck: please.
SirFrancis: hmmm no
SirFrancis: what's wrong with you guys
WalkingStick: right like why are they so mad
Ball: VIBE RUINERSSSSS
Icheal: It's because of the concert. They both drank way too quickly and got way too drunk
Icheal: now I'm mad at them because they decided to call ME at 2 in the morning to pick them up
Icheal: and somehow these idiots ended up in TRENTON
Icheal: so yes I am pissed fr
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FanfictionIt's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it I always wanted to make one of these, so I did. This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
