Unhinged- a Newsies Chatfic

Shoes

SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris

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flirter: when specs plays guitar I orbit

Icheal: SPECS PLAYS GUITAR????

#2: I DIDNT KNOW THIS????

Ball: you just get cooler

Glasses: 😎

vroomvroom: I now simp for you thank you

CarrotTopIsOffensive: like if ur not busy later-

Sin/CinnamonRoll: fr I'm just saying we could hang out or-

speck: we should jam together sometime

SirFrancis: "jam"💀

Glasses: cool. You play drums?

speck: hells yeah

Glasses: aight we'll set something up

speck: 👍

Ball: cool beans!
Ball: anyway yall I got some new shoeeeees
Ball: oh shit wrong chat lol

SirFrancis: 🤨

flirter: why would this be the wrong chat lol

Ball: oh it's just that y'all wear a lot of vans and docs lol

Icheal: I don't lol

#2: me neither

BartholomewIII: same here

speck: same

CarrotTopIsOffensive: I literally customize my shoes before I order them
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I feel disrespected

Ball: oh fr?
Ball: are y'all sneaker heads?

BartholomewIII: YES

#2: YESSSSS

speck: not really I just wear cool shoes

CarrotTopIsOffensive: nah

Icheal: nope

Ball: cool I'll add y'all to the chat

SirFrancis: ????

flirter: WE DONT ONLY WEAR VANS AND DOC MARTENS

Glasses: yeah we have chucks too

SirFrancis: and crocs

Glasses: sir don't speak you own three pairs of shoes

vroomvroom: 💀

Sun/CinnamonRoll: Damn HAHAHAHAH💀

WalkingStick: but seriously wth is up with that

Ball: you own three pairs of shoes?
Ball: I can let you borrow some if you need it I gotchu

vroomvroom: no here's the kicker

flirter: 🤣🤣

vroomvroom: he does it on purpose

Ball: ?

WalkingStick: says it's "efficient"

Ball: 😀

SirFrancis: I mean why would you need to spend all that money on shoes when you can have three for every occasion?

Ball: uh uh I'm telling Smalls

speck: ain't no way

vroomvroom: the average person owns 19 pairs of shoes, the scale being between 9 to 27
vroomvroom: Spot owns 22 pairs of shoes, 11 of them being converse, 8 being Jordans/Nike, 2 being sandals, 1 being a pair of docs

Ball: Smalls said you're an honorary member
Ball: she also said Jack has committed a hate crime

SirFrancis: 👁👄👁

*insertmemeshere*: I would like to point out that Buttons has over 20 pairs of crocs

pins: hush youre not supposed to tell anyone

Sin/CinnamonRoll: oh yeah we have the same pair of crocs
Sin/CinnamonRoll: you have a ton more than I do tho lol

pins: I just like the jibitz:)

vroomvroom: I love some of the jibitz! They relate to so many people

jonoyoudont: yeah! It's really cool how there are so many

WalkingStick: I really like some of them too (if any of you hoes make Buttons sad again, I will find you, hit you, and kill you)

speck: you won't do shit

SirFrancis: 😬😗

WalkingStick: The only reason I don't kill you right now is because Race, Elmer, and Albert seem to like you.

*insertmemeshere*: "seem"💀

flirt: update on Inaya!: she says that she had fun on our platonic date and that we should do it again. She's also one of the funniest people ever lol
flirter: she's a really cool person

Glasses: I love when you find new friends:)

Ball: why?

Glasses: he gets this really big smile on his face when he meets new people. It's like he's instantly really happy to have this new and refreshing energy around him and it's the most beautiful thing.
Glasses: you guys really didn't notice?

SirFrancis: you're so in love