It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
SirFrancis: Jack Nerd: Davey vroomvroom: Race WalkingStick: Crutchie *insertmemeshere*: Finch ThePickleMan: Henry speck: Spot pins: Buttons Glasses: Specs flirter: Romeo Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert BartholomewIII: Bart #2: Mike Icheal: Ike jonoyoudont: JoJo TiroCalliente: Hotshot Gush: Mush PirateCosplayer: Blink TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron TheYGuy: York
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CarrotTopIsOffensive: this guy came up to me in the park and was like "have you seen Jesus" and I went "not personally"
Sin/CinnamonRoll: 🤦♂️
SirFrancis: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
speck: a fiend💀 speck: I'll be there in ten btw
CarrotTopIsOffensive: okay
Nerd: Did he have black hair? Was kind of short and old?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: YES!
Nerd: He came up to me last week and asked if I believed in God. I said, "Yes, I'm Jewish." and he ran away from me.
SirFrancis: OMG HAHAHHAHA
Nerd: It was the most ignorant interaction I'd ever had.
SirFrancis: im sure you've had more ignorant conversations
Nerd: You're right. I mean, there's the one we had last night, for example.
SirFrancis: exactly! SirFrancis: wait
TheYGuy'sGuy: some Karen came up to me and was like "have you found God yet" and I said "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking"
SirFrancis: 🤣
Sin/CinnamonRoll: someone did come up to me and gave me a flyer to join their church but they were baptists and I was like "I'm catholic" and they pushed the paper into my hands
vroomvroom: oh yeah that happened to me too vroomvroom: she was a very disturbed child
TheYGuy'sGuy: what are you guys doing today
vroomvroom: spot decided to take us on a date
Sin/CinnamonRoll: it was random and out of the blue so we accepted
CarrotTopIsOffensive: he's meeting me at the park rn
speck: I'm already here I'm just looking for you
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I'm sitting at a picnic table lol
WalkingStick: aww cuteee WalkingStick: onto more important matters
vroomvroom: 😀
WalkingStick: I'm in my girlboss era and I'm paying for us to go on a vacation
SirFrancis: pffft with what money
WalkingStick: the money I earned from your birth mother😇
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