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SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey

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Private Chat—Bart, Myron

Bart: dude I'm literally failing math class

Myron: 😭
Myron: bro HOW

Bart: that shits hard😭asking me if I know what a molecule this is

Myron: bro that's chemistry

Bart: oh

Myron: 😭
Myron: it's probably because you're late every single time class starts

Bart: why are you taking chem anyway

Myron: it's my minor. I just wanted something else to do
Myron: I find it interesting

Bart: oh yeah I forget you're smart sometimes

Myron: okay then don't call me when your computer fizzes up again

Bart: no wait I'm sorry
Bart: my?
Bart: dude I'm sorry please
Bart: MYRON
Bart: 😭

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Group Chat—Harry Potter but Better

CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert's failingggg all his classes! Can he fix it? No he can't!

speck: What?

vroomvroom: dude I told you to just let me do the work for you

Sin/CinnamonRoll: race no

CarrotTopIsOffensive: well I didn't need you to bc I'm not stupid

vroomvroom: I know you're not stupid I just wanted to help

Nerd: Albert, if you needed, you could've asked us.
Nerd: We would've gladly helped you.

Glasses: yeah dude and we all probably take some of the classes you do
Glasses: well I don't go to college anymore but it would've worked

flirter: you study music right?

CarrotTopIsOffensive: no. I major in something studious

vroomvroom: 😭

SirFrancis: "something studious"😭💀

Nerd: What's your major, Albert?

CarrotTopIsOffensive: psychology

#2: of course you would pick psychology

CarrotTopIsOffensive: oh yeah and what do you major in

#2: I don't GO to college
#2: yet

Icheal: we're taking a year before we decide anything
Icheal: it makes sense so then we still graduate at an early age but get to enjoy life a little more
Icheal: plus we're broke as shit

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