Clueless Recipient

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SirFrancis: istg Elmer was so clueless to Albert's flirting when they first started dating

vroomvroom: yes. All the yeses.
vroomvroom: why tf us yeses an actual word

Sin/CinnamonRoll: I don't think I was

CarrotTopIsOffensive: you were the last person to know
CarrotTopIsOffensive: even the teachers caught on and started sitting us next to each other

Sin/CinnamonRoll: oh

Glasses: he called you so many pet names for months before you caught on

Sin/CinnamonRoll: he said it was platonically!

SirFrancis: HES SHY ELMER WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO

WalkingStick: DONT YELK AT MY BOY>:(
WalkingStick: but you're so dense el fr

Nerd: Jack was kind of the same way.

SirFrancis: no no no Dave I wasn't dense
SirFrancis: just massively insecure

*insertmemeshere*: real

flirter: guys how do you define insomnia

Nerd: Why?

flirter: because David

Glasses: why didn't you tell me you were having trouble sleeping

flirter: idk anyway give me answers

speck: waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, staying awake due to anxiety, waking ip and staying awake, not being able to sleep when you're tired, finding a good sleep schedule and then breaking it after going to sleep an hour later than usual, waking up exhausted and staying up fully awake at night, skipping breakfast bc you're body hasnt has the time it needs to break your fast

flirter: did you look this up?

speck: I have insomnia:|

flirter: ohhhh makes wild sense
flirter: what do you do

speck: take meds for the anxiety and wake up at a specific time to train my body for rest

flirter: huh so I should see a doctor

speck: I mean if it bothers you then yeah

PirateCosplayer: sometimes I wonder what it's like for rich people going to the doctor
PirateCosplayer: like do they go often? Are they fine with the prices? I don't understand

SirFrancis: why...are you asking us
SirFrancis: of all people you're asking NEWSIES

Gush: valid question

PirateCosplayer: idk I just feel like it must be nice to be able to take care of yourself and still have money left for rent
PirateCosplayer: Americans need universal healthcare if the rent prices are going to continue climbing (and with another possible inflation Joe better be in that office writing for HIS LIFE)

Gush: this...why am I attracted to political Blink
Gush: what is this feeling

Nerd: It's the leader the real him had.

Glasses: my throat itches:(
Glasses: I want to scratch my esophagus

filter: baby what

Glasses: my esophagus is itchyyyy

vroomvroom: that's so real

speck: that's how I feel about my finger

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