I spent the entire day writing this! Even so, it is very short. I'm not a Valentine's Day fanatic, but I know it's rendered important by some people, so I wrote this.
Plus, Crutchie deserves all the love he can get;)
Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you enjoy!
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WalkingStick: yall
SirFrancis: how come when I say it y'all act like the world burned down but when Crutchie says it its normal
WalkingStick: because I'm gay Jack shut up
WalkingStick: anyway
WalkingStick: yall
Glasses: yes, Crutchie?
Nerd: Did something happen?
WalkingStick: yes
pins: was it something bad...?
WalkingStick: NO
Glasses: then why are you dragging it out
SirFrancis: srsly like this is unnecessary
WalkingStick: IM SEEING SOMEONE😋
pins: oh! congrats!
Nerd: That's really great, Crutchie. I'm glad you're happy!
Glasses: congrats crutch:)))
Sin/CinnamonRoll: WOAH. WOAH WOAH WOAH.
Sin/CinnamonRoll: CRUTCH. WITH A MAN. IS THE TIME OF A NEW ERA????
WalkingStick: Thank you El for having the appropriate amount of enthusiasm to my news
Sin/CinnamonRoll: you're welcome 🫶🏼
Nerd: What's this guy's name?
speck: idk how to feel about this
karofskylol: neither do I
flash: congrats man I hope you're happy:)
flash: I wanna meet this dude tho
WalkingStick: ??? You already have???
flash: 🤨
SirFrancis: I don't think I've ever seen him use an emoji before...
speck: maybe you're just dumb
SirFrancis: maybe you're just short:/
WalkingStick: I'm dating Evan
flash: EVAN'S GAY????
WalkingStick: Morris...babe
WalkingStick: bffr
speck: yeah dude Evan's pretty gay
TiroCalliente: how did you not know that Evan "I Wear A Rainbow Pin On My Jacket" Waters was not gay
flash: IM THE ASEXUAL OF US LOT YOU TOASTERS
flash: let me live in piece ✋🏻how bout them apples
SirFrancis: I feel like I'm losing my mind why is he speaking to us in this way
speck: he speaks to me like this all the time
speck: you guys get the watered down version, I get the videos of copious amounts of gore
speck: be happy you've been spared
WalkingStick: I never got any gore???
flash: didn't wanna taint you
karofskylol: aw (that's what he said)
WalkingStick: anyway, back to me
WalkingStick: I have a boyfriend now
WalkingStick: after two years of doing this Chatfic bullshit
PirateCosplayer: jkjk we love it
PirateCosplayer: but why did it take forever for you to get a boyfriend
WalkingStick: my standards are ✨up here✨☝🏻
WalkingStick: I'm the Grand Prix of prizes babe;)
Ball: I loveeeeee your energy like I'm not even joking
Ball: but CONGRATS CRUTCH HE BETTER TREAT YOU WELL OR ELSE HE'LL GET HIS ASS BEAT LUV YA MUAH
WalkingStick: love you too Roller🫶🏻
WalkingStick: anyway happy Valentine's Day guys:) it's been real
Nerd: Happy Valentine's Day! What's everyone doing to celebrate?
Glasses: absolutely nothing
Glasses: anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ROMEO HES SO CUTE AND I LOVE HIM
flirter: lowkey forgot it was my birthday🧍🏻
Nerd: Happy Birthday:). I hope this year is even better than the last.
SirFrancis: I lowkey forgot it was your birthday ngl but Happy Birthday:)))))
speck: I'm sorta glad you were born
Sin/CinnamonRoll: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMEO!!!!!!
vroomvroom: 1) OMG AJSGIWNALABSH CRUTCH WE HAVE TO MEET HIM
2) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMEO
flirter: wait I just realized specs called me theirs😭omg I feel so loved
Glasses: my one and only🫶🏾
flirter: stopppp you're so cute
CarrotTopIsOffensive: there's so much love polluting the air ick
speck: I don't understand how someone with THREE boyfriends can still be anti Valentine's Day
CarrotTopIsOffensive: with patience and bitterness, anything is possible my love;) trust me
speck: ...what
vroomvroom: that wink was kinda hot ngl
speck: I...I don't even know if I want to anymore.
SirFrancis: Race why so horny
vroomvroom: Jack why so in my business
SirFrancis: touché
pins: for Valentine's Day the four of us are going out to dinner! And we're giving gifts
TommyBoy: I'm excited:))
TommyBoy: we rarely go out to eat
PirateCosplayers: I hope you guys have fun
TommyBoy: what are you and mush doing
PirateCosplayers: we don't usually celebrate but I guess this year is different? We just decided to eat at home, watch movies, and hang out
PirateCosplayers: it's like a Saturday night but on a Wednesday
Nerd: Jack and I are going out with Mickey and Oscar.
Nerd: Seldom do we ever see them in person, so I'm excited.
karofskylol: rightttt mick's excited
Mr.Montana: I am very excited:D
karofskylol: look at him! He's adorable
WalkingStick: I had no idea Mickey was in New York
Mr.Montana: of course! I want to spend the holiday with my boyfriend:)
Mr.Montana: I love him
karofskylol: :)
karofskylol: I am loved you guys
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