SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Ball: THE NEW JORDAN PEELE MOVIE
Nerd: THE NEW FUCKING JORDAN PEELE MOVIE!
Icheal: I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE.
speck: MY MOMS ON TIKTOK AND THE INTRO TO BUG MOYTH STARTED PLAYING HELP ASAP.
speck: wait who's Jordan Peele
Ball: >:O
Nerd: >:O
Icheal: >:O
TiroCalliente: good going spot you've offended four different minority groups
speck: this is why you're Ike's bitch
TiroCalliente: and proud of it!
Ball: UM JORDAN PEELE? HELLO?
PirateCosplayer: Roll credits!
Nerd: It's only going to be one of the most amazing horror animations since Tim Burton decided that people of color didn't fit his "aesthetic".
Mush: He actually said that look it up
Nerd: I am so excited for it.
SirFrancis: and I will be at my moms house thank you
Ball: booooo jackkkkk
Icheal: booooooo
speck: booooooo
vroomvroom: spot are you watching the movie?
speck: no I just dislike your brother
WalkingStick: me too but
SirFrancis: but?
WalkingStick: nothing I dislike everyone equally except Medda, Elmer, and Myron
speck: my kinda guy👊🏼
WalkingStick: 👊🏻
Nerd: Jack, will you please watch it with me?
SirFrancis: idk Dave
Nerd: It looks like it would be similar to, like, Coraline or Paranorman if that helps? Plus, most Jordan Peele movies aren't scary.
Icheal: oh no they're terrifying
Icheal: they make you think about how society is built and if that's a good thing. They're thinking movies
Icheal: which is scary
#2: of course you think thinking is scary I guess that's why you refrain from doing it
Icheal: Micheal, if I didn't think about how my actions could affect you after you speak to me, I would've already chocked you out, JoJo's putito.
#2: how DARE you
Icheal: See, I was going to say something mean, but I thought about it and now I'm going to say "You make me want to physically crush my skull."
PirateCosplayer: actually, the author thought the original text was too mean so they just didn't add it
Gush: BLINK. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS.
speck: hotshot how do you do it
TiroCalliente: I drink A LOT of green juice
WalkingStick: Jack I think you should do it
WalkingStick: Bart will attest for me
BartholomewIII: no yeah you should say it
SirFrancis: why do you say that?
BartholomewIII: Because your brother terrifies me.
WalkingStick: Keep it that way, Bart Joseph Jenkins.
BartholomewIII: why do you know my middle name-
Nerd: Jack, you don't have to watch it if you don't want to, I won't pressure you. But I would love it if you would.
SirFrancis: maybe. Can I think about it?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: there's a neurodivergent trans character
SirFrancis: fruck it I'm in
Nerd: Amazing! We can watch it tonight when we eat dinner.
SirFrancis: perfect! It's a date:D
Sin/CinnamonRoll: aren't you guys "bad" at dates?
Nerd: Well, yes and no, but that's why we have our dates at home.
SirFrancis: facts
Ball: SHHHHHHUT UP IM TRYING YO WATCH THE MOVIE
Icheal: JP is honestly my favorite director tho
speck: what has he directed or made or whatever
Icheal: Get Out, Us, Nope
Icheal: and he was in Big Mouth, for some reason
WalkingStick: oh. What a choice.
CarrotTopIsOffensive: tbh I would let my kid watch Big Mouth at a certain age
vroomvroom: whatttt really? Isn't it really inappropriate?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: yes yes it is
speck: eh
CarrotTopIsOffensive: depends on your definition of inappropriate. Does it have scarring themes? Yes. Is it suggestive? Yes.
CarrotTopIsOffensive: but it's also shockingly educational and teaches kids about their bodies in a slightly relatable way
CarrotTopIsOffensive: even though it is weird, it's about teenagers so it's be weird if it was, like, not weird
Sin/CinnamonRoll: I never thought about it like that before
CarrotTopIsOffensive: I'd say a good age to let my kid watch it with my supervision would be 14-16 years old
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