It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
Warning: 1 mention of drake crying during sex, a few references to male genitalia, spot accidentally/jokingly being racist, probably something else
So, an everyday high school day, I guess. Enjoy!
——————————————————————— vroomvroom: so vroomvroom: got banned from the zoo
Nerd: Why do I even bother breathing?
SirFrancis: what did you do now
WalkingStick: oh slay
vroomvroom: so I was at the zoo with jet right? And we were just running around as kids do and then we saw the giraffes and I was like "dude that's awesome" and he was like "yeah man lol" and I was like "would love to touch one" and he was like "touch what?" And then we tried our hardest to make Lenny faces but then he was like "I can call one over" and I was like "do it" so he did and I touch a giraffe and kissed it and then bam I'm banned vroomvroom: I honestly don't think I did anything wrong I was just sharing my love
CarrotTopIsOffensive: you hang out with jet? Alone?
speck: why didn't you tell us?
vroomvroom: it was a split second decision wasnt thinking like that
SirFrancis: you would get banned from the zoo SirFrancis: like that is totally something you would do
speck: are we ignoring the fact my boyfriend was hanging out with someone from west side?
CarrotTopIsOffensive: yeah race you kinda can't do that
vroomvroom:
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*insertmemeshere*: I've been looking for that GIF non-stop and I haven't been able to find it. *insertmemeshere*: but who actually gaf who he hangs out with
SirFrancis: we literally spoke to jet the other day
Ball: was just about to say that Ball: he's not even that bad fr
speck: doesn't mean I have to like him...
Ball: okay but that also doesn't mean you can be upset at race for hanging out with him Ball: race is an adult, and has been a grown man since he was 15. Let him do what he pleases
CarrotTopIsOffensive: you're right. I'm sorry race please forgive me? CarrotTopIsOffensive: I'll buy you anything you want?
vroomvroom: alright fine vroomvroom: I want a potato plushie and five bags of takis vroomvroom: then I shall decide to forgive you
CarrotTopIsOffensive: deal:)
#2: I'm shocked you can afford anything Albert considering you don't go work
