I would just like to say all the glee quotes are from memory
I'm also sorry to subject you to this video. Please know that all of it is from one season, some from the same episode.
Oh, and this is your warning. Some of the things said in this chapter are/may be offensive, because the show is. The reason I wrote it is to bring attention to it.
I absolutely love and hate this show. Enjoy!
SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
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vroomvroom: best glee quote go
SirFrancis: Shue- I don't menstrate.
SirFrancis: Sue Sylvester- Yeah? Neither do I.
Nerd: Sue- Don't touch me.
Nerd: Shue- *touch*
Nerd: Sue- That is a lawsuit, Mister! I will sue your ass!
PirateCosplayer: David watched glee?
Nerd: Hell yeah.
speck: "no she's dead this is her son"
flirter: "Hi I'm kurt Hummel and I'm here to audition for kicker"
Nerd: "You gave drugs to my students?!"
SirFrancis: "oh my god"
SirFrancis: "is the baby Black? >:O"
Gush: "Girl, you got more curves that a Nissan ad😏"
PirateCosplayer: Rachel- "I'm sleeping with him."
PirateCosplayer: Finn- "Me too."
PirateCosplayer: Finn- "...This play's weird."
vroomvroom: "my balls keep falling off"
vroomvroom: "I've been there."
speck: Quinn- "I, I want a chance to get funky too"
SirFrancis: Brittany- "Im pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary"
Nerd: Brittany, to her cat— "I know you've been smoking again."
Glasses: wait 💀
Glasses: "oh! I open my mouth and a little purse falls out!"
Icheal: "TÚ ERES LOCA!"
Gush: *marley trying to twerk*
Glasses: 💀
Glasses: Kurt—"Mercedes is black, I'm gay; we MAKE culture."
flirter: "how was I supposed to know I had to attend the classes? Carmel just hired some Asian kid to take them for me"
Nerd: That was foul.
SirFrancis: to think Kristoff from Frozen said it
pins: "you did this to me you told Coach about my summer surgery!"
"You have a surgery when you get your appendix out you. Got. A. Boob. Job."
"Yup sure did *slaps*"
"You can't hit me!"
"Oh sure I can unless you got yourself knocked up again!"
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