It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
SirFrancis: Jack Nerd: Davey vroomvroom: Race WalkingStick: Crutchie *insertmemeshere*: Finch ThePickleMan: Henry speck: Spot pins: Buttons Glasses: Specs flirter: Romeo Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert BartTheBarb: Bart #2: Mike Icheal: Ike jonoyoudont: JoJo TiroCalliente: Hotshot Gush: Mush PirateCosplayer: Blink TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron TheYGuy: York karofskylol: Oscar JudyMoody: Skittery Ocean: Waves flash: Morris Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Group Chat—El Quatro Homosexual
Racey: Sean, Elmer, Albert
Spottie: wtf did you do
Racey: WHY DO YOU ASSUME I DID SOMETHING
Allie: are you in jail? Max security prison? Allie: how long are you staying for?
Racey: WHAT- WHY DO YOU BOTH ASSUKE THE WORST
Allie: YOU USED OUR FULL NAMES BRO
Racey:
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Ellie: Guys just hear him out
Racey: thank you boyfriend number 3 Racey: so I went to the pharmacy to stock up on ya bois ✨adderral✨ and guess what Racey: they don't have it for sevennnnnn daysyyy
Spottie: what.
Allie: oh god.
Ellie: What's so bad?
Racey: nothing we're gonna have a PARTY WITH TIRAMISU AND TORTILLAS AND EVERYTHING Racey: AND IM GONNA ASK IKE TO BRING HORCHATA HIS MOM AMDE BECAUSE IS FRUCKING DELICIOUS👌🏻
Spottie: El, baby, you've never seen Race when he's not taking his medication Spottie: it's like talking to a walking firecracker Spottie: while I do consider his rambles adorable, he doesn't stop to think so it's an endless drawl of words. And slight insults
Allie: and he has trouble focusing and reigning in his impulses, so if he sees a bird in a tree, he's gonna climb the tree and try to grab the bird Allie: this has happened before Allie: it also means NOTHING will get done. His share of chores, cooking time, work—nothin
Spottie: but it's okay because we've come up with a way to adjust our schedule in case this happened
Allie: right. Remember we keep that one paper behind the schedule on the refrigerator?
Ellie: the off day schedule, yes
Allie: on the back is a detailed way for everyone to do their fair share of chores. So, we'll just have to take turns with Race to do his chores so he can get them done faster and efficiently
