It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
SirFrancis: Jack Nerd: Davey vroomvroom: Race WalkingStick: Crutchie *insertmemeshere*: Finch ThePickleMan: Henry speck: Spot pins: Buttons Glasses: Specs flirter: Romeo Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert BartTheBarb: Bart #2: Mike Icheal: Ike jonoyoudont: JoJo TiroCalliente: Hotshot Gush: Mush PirateCosplayer: Blink TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron TheYGuy: York karofskylol: Oscar JudyMoody: Skittery Ocean: Waves flash: Morris Mr.Montana: Mickey
EDIT: This was based off of a TikTok from 2022? I don't know why I didn't mention this a while ago but yeah ——————————————————————
Group Chat—El Quatro Homosexual
Racey: Sean, Elmer, Albert
Spottie: wtf did you do
Racey: WHY DO YOU ASSUME I DID SOMETHING
Allie: are you in jail? Max security prison? Allie: how long are you staying for?
Racey: WHAT- WHY DO YOU BOTH ASSUKE THE WORST
Allie: YOU USED OUR FULL NAMES BRO
Racey:
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Ellie: Guys just hear him out
Racey: thank you boyfriend number 3 Racey: so I went to the pharmacy to stock up on ya bois ✨adderral✨ and guess what Racey: they don't have it for sevennnnnn daysyyy
Spottie: what.
Allie: oh god.
Ellie: What's so bad?
Racey: nothing we're gonna have a PARTY WITH TIRAMISU AND TORTILLAS AND EVERYTHING Racey: AND IM GONNA ASK IKE TO BRING HORCHATA HIS MOM AMDE BECAUSE IS FRUCKING DELICIOUS👌🏻
Spottie: El, baby, you've never seen Race when he's not taking his medication Spottie: it's like talking to a walking firecracker Spottie: while I do consider his rambles adorable, he doesn't stop to think so it's an endless drawl of words. And slight insults
Allie: and he has trouble focusing and reigning in his impulses, so if he sees a bird in a tree, he's gonna climb the tree and try to grab the bird Allie: this has happened before Allie: it also means NOTHING will get done. His share of chores, cooking time, work—nothin
Spottie: but it's okay because we've come up with a way to adjust our schedule in case this happened
Allie: right. Remember we keep that one paper behind the schedule on the refrigerator?
