CutiePatootie: roller is mother
Ball: THANK YOU.
CutiePatootie: she IS employee of the month and she will NOT be replaced
Ball: Ate.
karofskylol: girl what😭
vroomvroom: everyday, Oscar, you get just a little bit gayer
karofskylol: yeah well tuff
karofskylol: I am, as it turns out, a homosexual
PirateCosplayer: there's a very small sector of our fandom that is screaming at this confession
flash: believe me Oscar I am well aware of just how gay you are
flash: WELL aware
Ball: ☕️?
flash: not particularly
Mr.Montana: hey guys
karofskylol: hi:)
vroomvroom: omg HEY
vroomvroom: where have you been loca
Mr.Montana: around🙃up and about as Oscar would say
Ball: wait wait wait
Ball: that's the cutest thing I've ever heard why haven't you said it around me
karofskylol: because I have never said that
Mr.Montana: I feel like I've dropped a bomb here...
Mr.Montana: I don't want to start any new stereotypes so
vroomvroom: that's literally the cutest thing everrrrr
karofskylol: NO. STOP IT
karofskylol: I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS YO BECOME A THING
Ball: when have we ever made anything into a thing
speck: CRABS
Ball: oh...that's not...
Ball: spot you're not supposed to tell people that you have/had pubic lice
Nerd: That's exactly what you're supposed to do. That's, like, the number one rule of safe sex. What?
SirFrancis: can you stop making my husband teach you? It's a weekend
SirFrancis: I'm silencing you fools
Nerd: I guess that means I'm going, too. Don't kill each other.
vroomvroom: no promises mwah
vroomvroom: continue oh handsome one
speck: thank you baby;)
vroomvroom: Sa-WOON
speck: I had crabs ONCE in high school and it has been not only a trauma inducing experience but ALSO tormenting me ever since I've become friends with the likes of one ROLLER and I will NO LONGER remain in silence
TiroCalliente: spot no one cares that you had crabs one time it's that you didn't get crabs from banging some hot guy
TiroCalliente: you got it from wearing some guys underwear accidentally
speck: I've already explained myself
speck: but we do act like I'm the only that's had an std
PirateCosplayer: according to the vault, Specs has (iykyk)
TiroCalliente: well most of us have been pretty steady with our partners since high school so you might be the only one
speck: you're lying
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FanfictionIt's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it I always wanted to make one of these, so I did. This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
