SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Group Chat—Operation Corris
*Crutchie added Elmo, ButterButtons, Wallet, dot, CutiePatootie*
*Crutchie changed their name to "Wheelchair"*
Wheelchair: WHY DOES HE GET BETTER EVERYDAY
CutiePatootie: Change. My name.
Wheelchair: no
Wheelchair: he just texted me the sweetest thing yesterday😭and then texted "good morning crutch I hope no one kidnapped you in your sleep"
dot: that sounds like Morris
Wallet: how romantic🥹
Elmo: have you tried giving him hints that you like him?
Wheelchair: uh no??? I'm an adult I just have to grab some courage and tell him
Wheelchair: I'll do it when the idea of doing doesn't make me want to douse myself in a pool of fire
ButterButtons: yikes
Wallet: it can't be that hard to tell him. Just say "hey Morris I've been somewhat flirting with you for a while and I think you should know that I like you"
Wallet: also how did you know Oscar told me
Wheelchair: I didn't
Wallet: oh
dot: I get it, man. It's scary
dot: i remeber I couldn't tell race I liked him for almost a year. I still didn't.
dot: the secret spilled out somehow
Wheelchair: oh yeah that's my bad LOL
Wheelchair: but you're a confident guy spot Conlon
dot: ...thanks?
Elmo: well, it took me years to confess to Albert. We didn't start dating until after high school
dot: it took me months to admit that I loved Elmer because I was afraid of what they would say
dot: and even then, they told me first
Elmo: well, I do
dot: love you too;)
Wheelchair: Ew
Wheelchair: anyway HELP ME
Wallet: I say send a letter by bird like in the old days
Wallet: wait Morris seems like the type to believe that birds are some sort of government plant nvm
CutiePatootie: he's...he's not tho
ButterButtons: do you guys have a song?
Wheelchair: necromancer by joy again
CutiePatootie: ...I have questions
Wallet: GUAH I LOVE THAT SONG😮
Wheelchair: it was the only song I showed him that he liked, since your brother likes, like, one song
Wheelchair: we both really liked it
CutiePatootie: well, I'll tell you this
CutiePatootie: Morris is still figuring himself out regarding him being aroace. He's still not sure about a lot of things, and he's really unsure on how he feels about people romantically or otherwise
CutiePatootie: all I ask is that if this goes anywhere, you don't hurt him. He doesn't need that
Wheelchair: I wouldn't dream of it, not even in my nightmares
Wheelchair: I swear it Oscar
CutiePatootie: good
CutiePatootie: now change my name
Wheelchair: no
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Group Chat—Family Groupchat
Charlie: Family, I have an announcement.
Antonio: our names are wack as hell in the chat?
Jack: don't be rude race Medda did these
Antonio: I just want her to changeeee them to something funnyyyyy
Medda: the last time you guys made names, I had to look up what they meant, so no
Medda: continue Charlie😃
Charlie: *cough cough*
Charlie: I have a crush.
Jack: >:O
Antonio: I knew it
Medda: that's wonderful, Crutchie! Do you mind telling us who it is?
Charlie: RACE YOU KNEW?
Charlie: it's Morris Delancey
Antonio: heck yeah I knew
*Antonio changed their name to "RacerPacer"*
RacerPacer: I'm not blind
Medda: Delancey? Like Mr. Wiesel's nephews?
Charlie: yeah...
Jack: I am in fucking shock.
Medda: Jack!
Jack: Medda, I'm sorry, but wow
Jack: I actually had no idea
RacerPacer: that's because you're emotionally inept
Jack: 🖕🏼
Charlie: I know he doesn't have the best reputation, but he's actually changed
Medda: I don't know, kid. I mean, the Delanceys were real trouble when you were in school
RacerPacer: they have changed tho! Oscar has a boyfriend now and Morris mostly tolerates us
Medda: tolerates?
RacerPacer: come on, Medda, you've met us
Medda: fair
Medda: okay. Are you guys together?
Charlie: no, he doesn't even know I like him, and it's hard to know if he likes me, or else I would've made a move
Charlie: it's a lot
Medda: Okay, darling. I hope you two figure it out. And I want to know more about this later👀
Jack: why is Medda using those emojis and why is it so funny
RacerPacer: because your humor is trash
Jack: 😐your face is trash
RacerPacer: I hope you rot
Jack: likewise
Charlie: okay mama! And thanks
Charlie: love you! (This is only directed at our mother)
Medda: love you too Crutchie😂
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