I was looking back at past chapters and I...I created a lot of lore
And I've been ignoring our girl Roller:( which means I'm going to have fun with our insults>:)
So, I'm just bringing all of this back into the light:) Enjoy!
Also, just to clarify, I did not come up with the joke that spot conlon had crabs. It was from a fic I read on AO3, I forgot to ask the person to borrow this joke mostly because I don't really know how AO3 works, so full rights to them
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Ball: I just wanna point out that I've been coming for Spot Conlon since DAY ONE
speck: what are you yapping about
Ball: your blatant tendency to hop on my nerves and ride like you're in traffic like...move around🤨merge
speck: babe I have literally watched your extensions fall out😐calm down
SirFrancis: DAYUM💀
Glasses: not the snake in the water😭
Ball: awwww how's that rash clearing up? Still itching and burning? STI having ass
speck: bro you literally look like susie Carmichael every wash day
Glasses: SCREAMING.
Ball: Babe you had crabs. CRABS. Like how does one get PUBIC LICE.
Ball: and you wear $100 chains from Jamaica😭like what's up wit you
speck: SIR worry about your mustache because it's giving infection
Glasses: 🫢
WalkingStick: FUCKING GAGGED.
flirter: not the sir...
SirFrancis: eat him up, Roller.
flirter: ewww it's weird when you say it macho man😭
Ball: how's it feel to lose your hair at 21? I wonder if the air hits your bald spots just right when you look a certain way, but I guess it's normal to you, feeling the need to air out your problems to the sugar daddies you met up with online. It's really giving daddy AND mommy issues, because I know your gay ass had sugar mommies too— hell, you probably have the scrub family because it reminds you of "the good old days" like okay uncle grandpa
Ball: pipe down✋🏾
SirFrancis: AHHHHHHHH
Glasses: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
flirter: LITERALLY😭
WalkingStick: I literally love roller😭
SirFrancis: AHHHHHHHH
*insertmemeshere*: damn you let her eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner😭
*insertmemeshere*: like she made a final supper out of you
ThePickleMan: ...
ThePickleMan: I really feel like that doesn't mean what you think it means
Nerd: This is why I put you guys on silent.
SirFrancis: AHHHHHHHH
WalkingStick: JACK SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU YELLING
SirFrancis: I was hyping her up...
Nerd: Crutchie.
WalkingStick: alright fine I'm sorry
Mr.Montana: when did spot have a sugar daddy?
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