FirstNameSaint: Mush
Adams: Specs
Newton: Ike
Thoreau: Davey
These are joke names, yk? Saint Nicholas, Samuel Adams, Isaac Newton, and David Thoreau—just a tiny joke:)
Enjoy!
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*insertmemeshere*: RACE CANT USE CHOPSTICKS
vroomvroom: YES I CAN
CutiePatootie: you stab your food with them
vroomvroom: and you use a fork
CutiePatootie: yeah because I have no shame in the fact I can't use chopsticks
CutiePatootie: I am immune to hate
vroomvroom: that's only because you make it impossible to hate you
karofskylol: false I hated him for years
CutiePatootie: exactly! I'm just unbothered by other people's opinions because I'm amazing
Sin/CinnamonRoll: facts
karofskylol: race I'm putting "can't use chopsticks" in your bio so I'll remember to only buy take out and remove all of my silverware
vroomvroom: how do you plan to eat the rice?
karofskylol: ...good lord.
vroomvroom: plenty of people can't use chopsticks guys don't feel special
CutiePatootie: but no one stabs the the food😭
vroomvroom: THATS WHAT FORKS DO
CutiePatootie: STOP YELLING AT ME
karofskylol: race how do you eat noodles
vroomvroom: I actually have no clue
karofskylol: we literally can't figure it out
flirter: don't feel bad race the Philippines doesn't even use chopsticks
flirter: I grew up using spoons, forks, and my hands
vroomvroom: so you can't use chopsticks either
flirter: of course I know how to use them
vroomvroom: 😐
flirter: okay wait can all three of you not use chopsticks
CutiePatootie: no Davey taught Jack how to use them around their first Christmas together
CutiePatootie: he came home and just...used them
flirter: okay wait so Miss Medda can't use them either????
CutiePatootie: nope
flirter: woah...
flirter: this is like weird
flirter: I didn't think there was anything Miss Medda couldn't do
karofskylol: hey race do you want to come over and eat some food😏
vroomvroom: I hope a chainsaw spontaneously manifests and slices your head open
Sin/CinnamonRoll: ...okay
Sin/CinnamonRoll: race loml
vroomvroom: you hurt meeeeee
vroomvroom: yes ellie
Sin/CinnamonRoll: I'm asking you out on a date:)
vroomvroom: :O
vroomvroom: Elmer kasprzak, I would be honored
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