Real Friends

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Gush: I realized I was a real friend when I listened to Davey tell me about how he lost his virginity sophomore year

vroomvroom: sophomore is spelled weird...

speck: I'm sorry WHAT.

SirFrancis: I haven't even heard this story???

Nerd: It doesn't matter. It's a terrible story.

Gush: it's adorable
Gush: he was all gushing about it and I was laughing my ass off
Gush: specs was there

Glasses: Never again.
Glasses: I hope I never have to go through that in my next life

flirter: I don't understand why this came up

Nerd: I went to Homecoming that year. I got asked out by a senior, she rented a motel, and...yeah.

vroomvroom: she?

speck: I was just about to say

SirFrancis: yeah? She.

Nerd: Guys, I'm bi?
Nerd: Never thought I had to come out again. Crutchie told me you could smell the gay on me.

WalkingStick: am I wrong?

vroomvroom: I thought you were gay

Nerd: Well, I say I'm gay because it's easier than explaining that I have a preference for guys.
Nerd: It avoids the "I thought it was equal" conversation.

SirFrancis: im still upset that I've never heard the story

Nerd: And you never will.
Nerd: Anyway, I have a class, so I'm leaving now.

speck: i knew I was a real friend when I woke up at 3am and went to Staten to get shot from a party

TiroCalliente: that literally didn't happen

speck: you were literally piss drunk of course you wouldn't remember
speck: I didn't even yell when you puked on my new shoes

TiroCalliente: oh wow
TiroCalliente: well thanks man

speck: it's whatever dude you're my best friend
speck: and I couldn't let you die in Staten of all places

WalkingStick: NANANANANNANANANA
WalkingStick: SING A SONG SING ALONG
WalkingStick: NANANANANANANNA
WalkingStick: SING A SONG SING ALONG

flash: common lil uzi vert w

WalkingStick: I don't even listen to many rappers but they ate DOWN
WalkingStick: it was so good

flash: same but this is a good song
flash: I don't even know babymetal very well

WalkingStick: omg wait they're so good
WalkingStick: you have to listen to them

flash: send me some songs and I will

SirFrancis: this is the beginning of a very beautiful bromance

flirter: why did I just realize that Morris is friends with Crutchie and Spot...
flirter: like that just hit me

karofskylol: no bc wtf do crutch and Morris have to talk about

Ball: it's like Timothy and Kendall right?

Nerd: I definitely wonder what they talk about.
Nerd: And what Kendall thinks of the Wonka movie thing.

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