SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartTheBarb: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey
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Ball: locking your car is the same as clutching your purse babe don do dat🤨
karofskylol: girl what
Glasses: GASP WHAT
SirFrancis: who do I have fight roller
Ball: this old lady
Ball: I was just trying to take a picture of a billboard so I pulled over and she hurried up to lock her car and grab her purse
Ball: shit was a fake Balenciga anyway not one person wants that
speck: why were you taking a picture of a billboard
Ball: im in Alabama
Glasses: girl-
SirFrancis: you want me to go to Alabama🤢no she might call her brother-husband on me
karofskylol: 😭
karofskylol: sweet home Alabama...
speck: lanyard's are gay, right?
Ball: Yes
SirFrancis: no?
flash: why
speck: I'm trying to figure out if my coworker is gay
Ball: what do they look like
speck: she's fairly average height, white, wears docs and goofy socks, capri pants, tucks her shirt in, clear framed glasses, and keeps her hair tied back
Ball: spot...
flash: bro...
SirFrancis: is your gaydar broken or somethin wtf
SirFrancis: a blind woman could tell she's obviously apart of the Official Committee of Bi, Pan, and Omnisexual people
speck: what?
Glasses: WAIT ULTIMATE TEST
Glasses: tell her about your greatest achievement. If she says period: straight, if she says "I love that for you": gay
Ball: ohhhh you're right
karofskylol: race says period all the time. Plenty of gay women say is too
Ball: listen, this is not a road I feel like going down at 11:34 at night. I really don't feel like giving you a history lesson
speck: she said "omg yesss I love that for you"...
Ball: Congrats, Spot. You have caught a bisexual in the wild.
speck: how do you know she's bi
SirFrancis: Lemme explain
SirFrancis: there's classy bi's, chaotic bi's, colorful bi's, and cophisticated bi's: me, I'm a colorful bi. You, my dear Sean, have found a cophisticated bi
speck: and you know this how?
SirFrancis: classy bi's: ankles, chaotic bi's: some form of boot, colorful bi's: roll them hoes up, cophisticated bi's: socks
SirFrancis: it's a system, spot
Glasses: it's Sophisticated
SirFrancis: WHO TOLD YOU I COULD SPELL
flash: lmao that's funny
flash: where did this come from
SirFrancis: honestly, I made it up, but it's pretty subjective. No one is one thing
speck: ...right.
speck: well, thank you. Now I'm going to find out if the two people that pick her up everyday are her partners
Ball: cat socks?
speck: yeah
Ball: they are
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Private Chat—Ozzy, Mickey
Ozzy: Mickey which bi am I
Mickey: what? You're bi?
Ozzy: did you think I was straight?
Mickey: no! Not even when I first saw you
Mickey: I just know that the last time we discussed our sexualities you said you weren't sure
Ozzy: oh.
Ozzy: well, hi! I'm Oscar, and I'm bisexual, which means that I like anyone within my dating pool.
Mickey: you're so silly😂thank you for trusting me to tell me this
Mickey: now what kind of bi are you?
Ozzy: idk
Ozzy: jack was telling me about it
Mickey: ah yeah that makes sense. That's why my phone was blowing up, huh?
Ozzy: wait why didn't you answer the chat but pick up for me?
Mickey: only one of you stops time
Ozzy: oh wow that is so sweet
Ozzy: and it wasn't THAT corny haha
Mickey: I'm working on bettering my material lol
Mickey: but back to your question
Ozzy: so, according to Jack, there are four types: classy, chaotic, colorful, and cosphisticated
Mickey: ankles, boots, roll them hoes up, and socks, right?
Mickey: although, I feel like sophisticated would tie into classy
Ozzy: I think it's more of a stereotype thing
Ozzy: ANYWAY
Mickey: wouldn't that be the colorful bi's?
Ozzy: oh yeah...
Ozzy: we'll figure it out later
Mickey: well what's your style?
Ozzy: I call it bum
Ozzy: next question
Mickey: what kind of shoes do you wear
Ozzy: whatever I find at Walmart
Mickey: Bffr
Ozzy: fine Converse when I can afford them and military boots when I feel ✨special✨
Mickey: baby you are special
Mickey: accessories?
Ozzy: family ring my dad gave me before he died
Ozzy: and the occasional chain or brass knuckles
Mickey: you wear relatively dark clothing, usually greens, dark brown, a LOT of black, old t-shirts/band shirts
Mickey: Grunge Punk = ❤️ it makes you attractive
Ozzy: lmao thanks
Mickey: I'd say you're...
Mickey: the tear in my heart
Ozzy: dude.
Mickey: what?
Mickey: look there's no way to fit anyone in some kind of model. You can't compete for a spot on the bi scale. There's different types of people with different interests, and while some do follow the stereotype, sure, they aren't a perfect mold of it. And that's okay
Mickey: I love you for what type of person you are, Ozzy.
Ozzy: I'm only upset because we just spent ten minutes doing this but
Ozzy: I love you too
Mickey: now go to sleep! It's late over there
Ozzy: fine fine
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