Allie: Oh. Look at it. You're still alive somehow.
Author: Heh. I myself am surprised too.
Allie: Have you tried touching grass?
Author: Yes. Didn't help that much.
Allie: Why?
Author: Well you see Allie. I'm already dead. I can't do shit properly. By which I mean I'm fucking old.
Allie: ... You just started college about 2-3 months ago.
Author: I know. It's kind of killing me. But I'll be fine. I love digging my own grave by making things more difficult for myself than it already is.
Allie: ... Then you completely deserve that.
Author: I know. Now onto the chapter of what might be shitposting again.
Allie: Last chapter wasn't enough of a shit post for you?
Author: (Smug ass face that makes you feeling punching him) N O
Allie: (sighs) Fine. Whatever. Go get writing already. I wanna see some good stuff.
3rd POV
Yap: Come on.
Timeskip
At the Jade Chamber, Yap, who had Tempest on his head, was there with Aether.
Paimon who?
Keqing: Ah, you've arrived. I've made all the necessary preparations and even packed some handmade snacks. Oh, that reminds me, I've also prepared some launch tubes made by Pengyi. I hope the adepti will like them. Is there anything else I should bring?
Aether: I think that should be everything.
Keqing: Good. In that case, let's first pay Madame Ping a visit in the city before heading out to Jueyun Karst. (Notices Yap is with Aether) And Mr Yap.. Mind explaining why you're here?
Yap: No need to pay it much of a mind, Yuheng. After all, think of me as merely tagging along to see if there's anything interesting.
Aether: [He does sound a little suspicious saying that.. But I suppose as long as he doesn't have any ulterior motives, then it should be fine.]
Keqing had the same thought as Aether since both of them agreed to let Yap follow them.
Keqing: Alright. But please do not cause any trouble for me. Or us, in that matter.
Yap: Like I said earlier, be rest assured. That antic earlier I did was only to tease Aether. Nothing more.
Keqing: ... If you say so then.
1st destination: Madame Ping and... Yanfei?
Ping: The festive season is upon us. This is no time to be running hither and thither. You should relax and enjoy the season.
Yanfei: I get it Granny, but you know, having lots of clients is a good thing!
Ping: Hehe, I'm sure it is... But really, child, who could be seeking your help during the Lantern Rite?
Yanfei: You'd be surprised...
Paimon: Madame Ping! Happy Lantern Rite!
Aether: Happy Lantern Rite.
Yap: Happy Lantern Rite to you both. By the way, I heard something about services earlier..
Yanfei: Hello, Traveler, long time no see. Oh, and Lady Keqing is here, too. Ah, that's right! You must've mean me, right? I was talking to Granny and all.
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