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(Spoilers are redacted).
Author: Happy anniversary to Imperial Affairs! Today, we are doing a Q/A session with our special guest-
Y/N, grumpy: Why the fuck am I here?
Author: ...
Y/N: Answer me-
Author: Shut up or I'll kill you off gruesomely in the next chapter.
Y/N: You dare to interrupt me?! How dare you address me as 'you'?!
Author, ignores: So anyway, we'll be having a Q/A today. I looked up a bunch of random questions so that we can delve into deeper depths to figure out about this character we have here.
Y/N: What the fuck?
Author: Okay. First question. What are your hobbies?
Y/N: I'm not answering.
Author, giving up: What are your hobbies, Your Highness?
Y/N, still pissed off: Sword Fighting.
Author: Do you collect anything?
Y/N: Yes.
Author: ...
Y/N: ...
Author, sighs: What do you collect?
Y/N: Rare jewels.
Author: What would you do with 3 million dollars?
Y/N: ?
Author: Oh, sorry. What would you do with (whatever money in that currency).
Y/N: Nothing much different than now. Why?
Author: ...
Author: Next question. What superpower would you want and why?
Y/N: Complete control over anyone and everyone. Because I'd prefer to have everyone go my way including the empress.
Author: Where would you go if you could time travel?
Y/N: Back when Mother and Christa were with me.
Author, sniffles: Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not?
Y/N: No. Or I would feel strange when coming up with the ghost rumour in the palace.
Author: What colour represents you and why?
Y/N: Black. Because it's dark, just like my soul.
Author: ...
Author: Three wishes, go!
Y/N: Where to?
Author: ...
Author: Tell me three of your wishes.
Y/N: Are you ordering me?
Author, fed up: Your Highness, please grace me with the knowledge of what thee wishes for.
Y/N: Bring back Mother, Christa and Isabel. Become-
Author: Stop there. That's three wishes.
Y/N: No, it's not. It's three people, not three wishes.
Author: Yes, it is.
Y/N, emphasising her words: No. It. Isn't.
Author: Fine.
Y/N: As I was saying. I would bring back Mother, Christa and Isabel and become emperor. And my last wish would be to kill the empress with my own two hands.
Author: Okay. Imagine that you are a baby again with all your current knowledge. What do you do?
Y/N, starts looking empty but recovers seconds later: I start preparing for the Empress's downfall from the very start. I leave Mother somewhere safe when I leave for the Ackerman Trading Company that day. I collect all the *redacted* with me before the Empress can hoard it and use it to her advantage and I find a way to save Isabel.
Author: What's your dream house?
Y/N: I live in my dream house.
Author: ...
Author: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Y/N: Crowned Emperor or the crown princess at the very least.
Author: What's something that you have that makes you nostalgic?
Y/N: I have my mother's white blanket that she used to wrap me in when I was little.
Author: Alright. Only a couple more to go. What would you do if you were invisible?
Y/N: Kill the Empress and steal her *redacted* to avoid being caught.
Author: What's your guilty pleasure?
Y/N, looks at the author dead in the eye: I don't have a guilty pleasure.
Author: But I gave you a guilty pleasure.
Y/N: I don't have a guilty pleasure.
Author: Yes, you do.
Y/N: No, I don't.
Author: Yes, you do.
Y/N: No, I don't.
Author: Yes, you do.
Y/N: No, I don't.
Author: Yes, you do.
Y/N: No, I don't.
Author: That's fine. The readers will find out anyway in a few chapters. Next question. What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?
Y/N, already has everything planned out: I would instruct all the palace workers to stay in the palace since the walls surrounding the entire place are high enough to hold them off. In the unfortunate chance that it does not hold them off, unfortunately, I have a palace, not a castle and it does not have much artillery. I only have a little and only because I insisted that basic weapons are needed for safety. However, I do have bunkers in the palace grounds and anyone left can go there and stay there for as long as the supplies last. I am constantly looking for more ways-
Author, interrupts: I think that's enough. Thank you for joining me today. Thank you to the readers for reading this and I'll give you a summary of Y/N's character in a few simple words.
The few simple words:
Rich hot smart strong narcissistic badass jerk.
A/N = Once again, thank you for reading!
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