(Elastigirl is holding onto the rocket and the van getting back to the city.)
Dash: Are we there yet?
Mr. Incredible: We get there when we get there!!
(Opens window)
Marcher Girl: HOW YOU DOING, ELASTIGIRL?!?!?!
Elastigirl: DO I HAVE TO ANSWER?!?!?!?!?!
Mr. Incredible: Kids, strap yourselves down like we told you!
(Violet, Loki, Elsa, Jack, and Dash go to the other seats and strap in.)
Marcher Girl: Here we go, Elastigirl! Ready, Violet? Ready? NOW!!
(Violet presses the button and it opens the jet. Elastigirl lets go.)
Elastigirl: AAAGGH!!!!!!!
(She climbs in.)
Mr. Incredible: This is gonna be rough!
(They very roughly land on the road.)
Marcher Girl: The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?
Frozone: Traction Avenue.
Mr. Incredible: That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?
(Mr. Incredible and Marcher Girl start to turn on Seventh.)
Elastigirl: DON'T TAKE SEVENTH!!!
(Swerves back on the main road.)
Marcher Girl: Great, we missed it!
Frozone: You two asked us how to get there and we told you two! Exit at Traction!
Mr. Incredible: That'll take us downtown!
Elastigirl: It's coming up! GET IN THE RIGHT LANE! TAKE THE RIGHT LANE!!!
Marcher Girl: WE DON'T EXIT AT TRACTION!
Frozone: YOU TWO ARE NOT GONNA MISS IT!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Incredible: AHHHHH!!!!!!
(They quickly swerves to the right lane and exits. They narrowly avoids traffic but bumps into some parked cars.)
Elsa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Incredible and Marcher Girl hit the breaks causing the van to roll on the road. It keeps rolling until it stops perfectly in a parallel parking space.)
Marcher Girl: Is everybody okay back there?
Loki: Super-duper, Mom and Uncle Bob!
Dash: [laughing] Let's do that again.
(Mr. Incredible, Marcher Girl, Frozone, and Elastigirl see the Omidroid.)
Mr. Incredible: Wait here and stay hidden. I'm and Maddie's going in.
(Gets out of the van but then Elastigirl stretches her arm to stop him and Frozone stops her.)
Elastigirl: While what? I and Lucius watch helplessly from the sidelines? We don't think so.
Marcher Girl: We're asking you two to wait with the kids.
Elastigirl: And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband. I'm with you, for better or worse.
Frozone: And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my wife. I'm with you, for better or worse.
Mr. Incredible: I and Maddie have to do this alone!
Elastigirl: What is this to you two? Playtime?
Marcher Girl: No.
Elastigirl: So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
Frozone: So you can be Marcher Girl again?
Mr. Incredible: NO!
Elastigirl: Then what? What is it?
Marcher Girl: We're not...
Frozone: Not what?
Mr. Incredible: I-I'm not strong enough.
Marcher Girl: I-I'm not powerful enough.
Elastigirl: Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?
Frozone: Powerful enough. And this will make you more powerful?
Mr. Incredible and Marcher Girl: Yes--NO!!
Elastigirl: That's what this is? Some sort of workout!?
Frozone: That's what this is? Some sort of study session!?
Mr. Incredible: I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN!!!!! (grabs Elastigirl by the shoulders, as he says it) I can't. Not again. I'm not.......strong enough.
Marcher Girl: I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN!!!!! (grabs Frozone by the shoulders, as she says it) I can't. Not again. I'm not.......powerful enough.
(Bob and Helen kiss and Maddie and Lucius kiss)
Elastigirl and Frozone: If we work together, you two won't have to be.
Mr. Incredible and Marcher Girl: We don't know what'll happen.
Elastigirl and Frozone: Hey. We're superheroes. What can happen?
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Incredibles 1
FanfictionIn this lauded Pixar book, married superheroes Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl are forced to assume mundane lives as Bob and Helen Parr with their sister-in-law, Maddie after all super-powered activities have been banned by the government. While Mr. I...