I Hate You (Heizou x fem!reader)

I'll Kick Your Ass

Kazuha's POV

I read through (Y/n)'s texts again. They were the dryest texts I'd ever read. Take it from me...this girl never sends dry texts like ever. She's the type of person who'd text you at 1:00 a.m. to show you a random meme she found on the internet, or she'd even text you if she just won an imaginary argument against her shampoo bottles. Yes, this is the same girl who is a master detective. She has texted me in the middle of the night because she won an argument against her toaster before...many, many times. That girl is so strange.

That isn't even the strangest part about today. She turned down FREE FOOD! This girl may be earning at least $87,610 a year. But she will never turn down a chance to eat some free food. Literally, tell her that there's going to be free food, and she's there. Within seconds. I would've thought she'd come to eat, especially after working with Heizou.

'Hey, Kazuha! Hey, you there?' I was snapped out of my thoughts by Itto's voice

'H-Huh? What? I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?'

'O-oh, he asked if you'd like anything. To order.' the new girl said softly.

'O-oh! Sorry about that. I'd like some sushi.' I said to the waiter, and he nodded, 'Heh, thanks, uh...' my voice trailed off

Shit, what's her name again? Did I zone out while she told me her name? Oh crap, I'd sound like such a dick if I asked her name again. Shit, this is bad! C'mon, Kazuha, try to remember!

'I'm Yuki,' she said softly

'Aha, I'm sorry I d-'

'It's ok. I talk really softly.' she said. 'And I'm shy.'

'No, no, It was my fault!' I said

'Are those two flirting?' Itto whispered

'I don't know, man.' Gorou responded

'Yuki can pull bitches huh? Didn't expect a shy and quiet girl to do that.'

'Shh! That's mean! She'll hear you!'

(Y/n)'s POV

I sighed. Great, now I'm lonely, stressed, and hungry! I want to punch something. I would love to punch a certain someone, to be exact. If it weren't for him, I'd be getting free food without questioning everything in my life. I wouldn't be lying to my best friend.

'Dang it! I wanted free food.' I said, pouting on my table. 'Now I'm fucking lonely.'

I sighed and felt my brain wander off.

'NO!' I yelled to myself. 'Don't let your mind wander off (Y/n)!'

I just wish I could go back to where I believed Tomo was dead. I'd rather remember and accept Tomo being dead instead of finding out he's alive and a criminal. I still can't believe it. Tomo...my Tomo was a potential murderer? The same guy who would cry over stepping on a cat's tail? The same guy who would tell me to get out of a fight? The same guy who'd say he was "at a loss of words" and then proceed to lecture me for an hour? I sighed

'The best way to distract yourself is to punch something!' I said confidently

I got my gym bag ready. I drove to the gym. Time to punch something nicely with my magical fists.

'Oh my god...I made a Heizou level joke. It's contagious...I now need to definitely punch something.'

I walked over to the punching bag, and it came flying at my face. I yelped and moved outta the way.

'WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?' I yelled

'(Y/N)?!' I heard Heizou's voice

'YOU!?' I screeched, annoyed

'Why are you here!?'

'My question exactly!' I yelled

There was an awkward silence between us.

'So, do you like punching things to distract yourself too?' I asked

He blinked at me, surprised

'Don't question my choices.' I said bluntly

He raised his hands in surrender, and another awkward silence pursued.

'Wanna spar?' he asked

'Sure, why not.' I said with a shrug

Ha! An excuse to just punch him in his face, and I wouldn't be to blame. He asked for it himself.

'Don't expect me to go easy on you, Princess.' he said with a smirk

'Good...or it would be unfair for you. I'm going to kick your ass.' I said smirking

I swept his foot, and he fell on the mat in surprise.

'What's wrong? Was I too rough?' I said

'You're getting a bit cocky there, Princess.' he said, pulling my leg while getting up.

I gasped as I hit the mat. I grumbled and got up.

'I hate you.' I glared at him

'Wanna go another round?' he asked

'Yes! I was just warming up!' I said

'Ladies first.' he said

Urgh, I want to destroy him. I sent a punch, and he dodged.

'Nice try...now lemme show you how it's done.' he said, sending another punch.

I grabbed his hand and smirked. He looked at me in confusion and surprise. I turned around, stepping away from him, pulling him towards me. I rolled him off my hip and made sure he stayed down. He looked at me in surprise.

'Never been judo flipped before, Master Detective?' I asked him while keeping him pinned down

'That's kinda hot.' he said, smirking.

I blushed. He had to audacity to say that. He made my victory feel annoying. I kept him more harshly pinned down.

'You! Urgh, you disgust me.' I yelled with my cheeks red from embarrassment.

Then he tapped my hand gently.

'Nice spar, Princess. You're not a bad fighter.' he said, getting up.

'Hmph!' I said, turning away from him

'Aw, c'mon, Princess! I'm sorry~.' he said

'Urgh! Don't call me Princess. I don't need a prince anyway.' I said, annoyed. 'And don't think about following me and try to become the shower head.'

'It was one time!' he yelled. 'It wasn't on purpose! It was an excuse.'

I smirked and made my way to the locker room. I sighed as I entered. At least I got to kick his ass. Even though he flirted with me...which was gross, at least he knew that he shouldn't mess with me.

Heizou's POV

That was hot and embarrassing at the same time. I've never met a girl who's defeated me easily or without me going easy on her. Well done, Princess. Looks like I have nice competition now. I'll train harder and beat you nice and easy.