I Hate You (Heizou x fem!reader)

Get Help

A/N: The idea of "Get Help" is from my dear friend XxAkaneSasumixX and one of my fav Marvel duos, Thor and Loki ;)

(Y/n)'s POV

The lab coat was kind of uncomfortable because of the rough fabric. Wait, is this why scientists look so dead inside? I mean, it must be part of it for sure. I tied my hair into a tight bun and sighed. Pandora and Calypso were interesting names.

Calypso was a Greek nymph who was trapped on the island of Ogygia. I remember she had trapped heroes on her island too. Pretty figurative to the trapped human experiments who were victims of the Fatui. Then there's Pandora. She brought evil into the world and caused humankind's downfall. She was sent to Earth by Zeus, who wanted to take revenge on the Titan Prometheus. Again figurative to desperate people working for them.

I walked over to Heizou.

'Well, how do I look, Master Detective?' I said tiredly, 'Call me something weird or sexual, and I'll throw a rock at you.'

'Aw c'mon Princess, you're no fun. I was going to say that was one sexy labcoat,' he said, smirking.

I rolled my eyes.

'You're gross.'

He chuckled.

'Whatever, let's get going.'

I stared at Kazuha's car. I should give it back to him, right...but what should I tell him. Flashes of the pictures we found at Lovey Dovey Hotel showed up in my mind. No matter how much I tried to block it out or close my eyes...it was burned in the back of my mind.

'What's wrong? Aren't you excited to break in?' Heiou asked as I stood frozen while staring at the car.

'Heizou, can we take your car, please.' I said quickly

'Huh? My car? Why not your buddy Kazuha's car.'

'Um, I promised to return it today, so can we take your car.'

'Ok...' he said, sounding skeptical at my excuse but still going with it.

As we started making our way to the facility, Heizou spoke up.

'So, what's been on your mind lately?' he asked. 'Don't decline or lie about it. We've spent enough time together. I can tell when you're lying.'

'What!? I don't lie!' I argued, 'OK, maybe I've lied a bit about stupid stuff.'

'Well, what is the stupid thing you're lying about that you've been avoiding Kazuha? You two were thick as thieves from the last I remember.'

I froze at the mention of Kazuha's name.

'Nothing's happened. We're best friends, but that doesn't mean we have to be stuck to each other all the time!'

'Well, you've been ignoring him a lot, I see.' he said, gesturing to the 100+ notifications from Kazuha on my phone. 'Now you've ignored him for two weeks. I think he wants to talk to you about something important.'

'No, I've not been avoiding him! T-those notifications are old!'

'Sure they are.'

I swiped my phone out of the cupholder glaring at him.

'Nothing is wrong! Everything is fine!' I said, but I could tell I was lying.

Nothing is fine. Everything is messed up. Tomo's a criminal; I'm lying to Kazuha, and now human experimentation!? Everything is fucked up! The worst part is that I'm practically powerless here, and I hate it. I felt myself squeeze my shirt. I hate being so helpless.

'(Y/n), we're here.' he said

He adjusted his glasses.

'Ready to go, Princess?' he asked, bowing dramatically

'Oh shut up, Master Detective.' I said, chuckling a bit

I won't lie, but I think I'm getting used to Heizou's corny and bad jokes. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...I'm starting to find them kinda funny. My humor is broken at this point. I mean, Kazu does crack corny jokes sometimes.

We entered the facility, and it was heavily guarded. There were men with guns in every corner. As we made our way to enter, we were stopped by one of the guards.

'Badges.' the guard said harshly.

I fumbled and took the keycard from my pocket. Heizou did the same. The guard scanned it, and he let us in. I finally let out a breath I didnt know I'd been holding in. Heizou and I nodded at the guard as we left. We made our way to an elevator. There were five levels.

'Sublevel three needs a keycard. That's probably where the things on Calypso are there.'

I placed my keycard, and when we arrived, I noticed that the level was even more guards. I sighed. I'm pretty sure we can't get through the guards without causing a scene. I noticed as the real scientists we were impersonating were also there. Heizou quickly pulled me into a corner as the scientists made their way in our direction. When I looked at him, we were really close. The corner was small, and our faces were inches apart. He had his arm resting above my head as he leaned to cover us. My cheeks felt hot, and my heart beat fast.

'What are you thinking about Princess? Care to share?'

I quickly snapped out of my thoughts.

'Heizou remember back in the police academy that one maneuver we did together.'

'Which one.'

'You know exactly which one.'

'No...'

'Yes. Let's do "Get Help."'

'No, we are not doing "Get Help.."' he said. 'It's humiliating!'

'For you? Sure, it is, but is it my problem? No~.'

'(Y/n) please.' he said, begging me with puppy dog eyes

'Your puppy dog eyes aren't going to work on me. It's the most effective way! Plus, your ego needs to get down a notch.'

'No...'

'I'll make it up to you~.'

'No.'

Heizou's POV

I sighed. Why are we doing "Get Help"? I don't like "Get Help.". I hate "Get Help.". But here I am...doing it.

'SOMEONE GET HELP! MY PARTNER! I THINK HE'S DYING!' she yelled dramatically.

The guards looked at us in confusion, and then the worst part happened. The part where she threw me across the room. The power this girl has is unfathomable.

Yuki's POV

Working with Kazuha is...amazing. There was just one problem. The butterflies and blushing I do around him. I sighed as I went into the office. I noticed that pictures had come from the precinct. We, reporters, would eventually get some evidence sent to us from the precinct once they deem them not too important. I picked them up and made my way to Kazuha.

'Good morning Kazu.' I said smiling

'Oh hey, Yuki. I uh got you some coffee.' he said nervously

I blushed a bit

'O-oh, thank you.' I said with a smile. 'Oh, also, the picture from the precinct came in.'

'They did?'

'Mhm here you go.'