I Hate You (Heizou x fem!reader)

A Bond

Tomodachi...I disown you. Why were you even on that site? I mean, at least clear your search history, for God's sake, or just close the tab! I grumbled. What happened to you? What are you, a hormonal teenage boy? He's probably 28 at this point. What would happen to Heizou when he turns 28? Would he act like a hormonal teenage boy too? I shivered at the thought. Why are men like this?!

Heizou's POV

Wow, Tomo needs to learn how to use an incognito or at least clear his search history. This feels so awkward with (Y/n) being there and seeing that website there. I mean, now I've gotta look further into his search history...I'll try to avoid and evade those websites. Hey! I didn't go to those websites, ok! I have dignity! I'm not that type of guy!

'Heizou, give the computer back!'

'No! It's filled with websites about stuff!' I retorted

'C'mon, Master Detective! We have to be professional about this. We're grown adults, and we're doing this for the case. So man up and don't make this more awkward than it already is.' she said, annoyed, while crossing her hands.

'C'mon (Y/n), this stuff isn't for the faint of heart, and why would you want to see that?' I annoyed

'Ok, how about this, hmm? Every time a website similar to that shows up, you can cover my eyes, ok?'

I knew she was right. We needed to work on the case. We signed up for this when we first became detectives. I can manage to see the most bloody and gory kinds of bodies, but surprising as it may be...seeing this, especially in front of someone, is kinda awkward and embarrassing. The worst part is...that (Y/n) is here. She's my partner and my rival, so this is just wrong.

'Fine.'

We spent a bit of time working on the laptop. Luckily there wasn't much shielding of her eyes. She did call me a big baby each time. I'd try to shield my eyes, too, since I am a refined man who has dignity and-

'Heizou, check this out.' (Y/n) said, snapping me out of my thoughts

'What?'

'This website...Pandora.'

'Pandora? What's its significance?'

'Well, I think it might be involved with Project Calypso. There was an encrypted file called Pandora.'

'We'll still need a password or encryption key, though.' I pointed out

'I know, but this isn't something we can guess...we need to give this to the Computer forensics analyst back home.'

I nodded. Once we looked out the window, it was already nightfall. We'd worked so long that we didn't realize the time had flown by.

'Want some dinner?' (Y/n) asked

'No, I'm fine...not really hungry.'

'You sure? I'm not going to get you food.'

'Yea, I don't care.'

'Ok...last chance...I'm leaving.' she said, going to the door, but she stopped. 'Yeah, I'm not letting you starve yourself. Get your ass up here, Heizou.'

'No, I'm fine.'

'Ok...I get it. You're a slacker. So you leave me no choice. I'll get the food, and I'll choose the food for you too!'

'Sure.' I said

She gave me an exasperated sigh.

'FINE!' she said, marching out of the room. 'I am so getting you jail level food. Fucking slack'

I sighed as I heard (Y/n) grumble as she left. I turned around and made sure (Y/n) was outta sight and out of earshot. I got out the tape recorder.

'So what are you hiding, Tomodachi?' I said, staring at the computer's home screen. 'How did a man like you become the way you are today? What are you hiding?'

I quickly got out my phone and started transferring all of the voice notes from the voice recorder to my phone. It'll be less conscious. (Y/n) wouldn't suspect a thing. I don't know why but deep down, I feel bad for snooping into her life like this. I hope (Y/n) takes a while to get here. The stupid wifi is going to make sure the download and transfer will be for an eternity. (Y/n) was the one to wake me up since I dozed off.

'Heizou~ Heizouuuu~  GET YOUR ASS UP!' she yelled, slapping the back of my head.

Her voice scared the crap out of me. I was having a nice dream, for god's sake. Why you gotta ruin that for me?

'Oh c'mon (Y/n), you didn't have to scream! You already kicked me in the morning. Now my head too.' I said, rubbing my head

'Deserved. Also, whatever you were downloading finished downloading.' she stated, uninterested.

'Really!?' I said, jolting up, and she flinched. at my sudden movement

'Whoa there, tiger. What's that anyway?'

'None of your business.'

'Ouch! Anyways I got you food. Don't complain or whine about what I picked.'

'Excuse you, but I don't whine!'

'What you moan then?' she asked with a smirk

'Fuck you.'

'Fuck you too~.' she said sweetly. 'Now eat up.'

I grumbled and opened up the package. Surprisingly it was some of my favorite foods. Fried radish balls, fries on the side, and a Coke.

'You looked tired earlier, so I just got you this. I-It's not like I got it to be nice! I didn't want to deal with your whining.' she said

'Thanks (Y/n). This looks great.' I responded

She smiled a bit.

'Well, go on, eat up. I'm hungry too.'

'Wait, you haven't eaten yet?'

'No, I haven't eaten. I was too busy searching for a decent place where I could get food. This place is so fucking shady that if they even knew I was a part of the police, I'd be mugged by some goons. Not that they would be able to do that.' she said while eating. 'Also, the number of perverted men here disgusts me. I wish I could slap their face into oblivion at this point.'

'Hah yeah...guys are gross.'

'At least you're not a pervert...or are you.'

'Whoa there, Princess. I would never. I am a respectful man.'

She chuckled

'Sure, you're soooo respectable, Heizou. The respect I hold for you is so great and mighty.' she said dramatically, raising a hand to her forehead.

I couldn't help but laugh a bit. This felt...weird. We weren't fighting for once. We were holding a normal and nice conversation. This felt nice, if I was being honest. I hope one day we can be friends instead of rivals. I've seen what she and Kazuha have. I'm jealous of it. That bond. I want that kind of bond in my life. I want to have that sense of closeness with her.

'What? Is there something on your face?' she asked, chuckling a bit

'No...it's nothing.'

'You sure?' she asked, but this time her voice was a bit concerned. 'I know the pictures we saw today were pretty gory and disgusting. You know we have each other, though. So if you wanna talk about it, I'm here.'

I smiled a bit.

'I'm fine (Y/n). Are you sure you're not trying to flirt with me~' I asked, changing the subject.

Her expression of concern immediately evaporated. It was replaced with the good old annoyed one.

'You really know how to ruin things, don't you?'