I Hate You (Heizou x fem!reader)

Road Trip?

Ok, before we begin, I have a little dedication to make. I want to dedicate this to Vira, XxAkaneSasumixX, and mlemnjittou and Aishitte! Thank you, guys, for being so supportive during this whole book and journey through this new type of writing. Ily all smmm <33

***on with the story***

(Y/n)'s POV

I held up the keys. They had a Fatui symbol on them. The hotel name was written there too. I squinted and tried to make it out but couldn't. I entered my apartment and immediately zoomed to my desk. Who cares about sleep anyways? Sleep is for the weak, and I, for one, am not weak! Tomo was right here before me tonight, and I will never let him go again. I sighed. This was not the Tomo I might have sort of have kinda had a crush on at some point. But that's not the point. Anyway, back to being a weird girl who is gonna study a random key that a dude who she thought was dead left on the ground.

I looked carefully, and when I read the name, I deadpanned. Who would name a hotel that, like...ever. Anyone with some sort of dignity would never call their hotel that.

'Lovey Dovey Hotel. Oh my god, what kind of name is that? Why would anyone name their hotel that!?' I cringed and then got up

Time for a road trip! I guess I'll have to bring Heizou too since we're, urgh...partners. I'll need a car, though. But my car was stolen by some asshole. I snapped my fingers in excitement.

'I'M GOING TO STEAL KAZUHA'S CAR FOR THIS ROAD TRIP!' I laughed. 'I'll pay him back later or something.'

I ran to Kazuha's house. I took out a spare key he'd given me. Kinda his fault for doing that. I'm not breaking and entering; c'mon, I'm his best friend...this is totally normal. All best friends steal each other's cars. I picked up his car keys and left a little note on his dining table.  Now time to torment another person...Heizou. I drove to his house and called his phone. It was 4:00 am right now.

"...Mom? I don't wanna go to school..." I heard him mutter sleepily

'Wrong, it's me! Get your ass outta bed, and come on! We're going on a road trip.'

"W-what, (Y/n)!? W-where the fuck are you?" he asked, his voice still groggy.

'Outside your house...' I responded while checking my nails

"WHAT!?"

He came out to his window and saw my car. I waved at him while smirking. His eyes widened at the sight of me. He looked like a mess. It was hilarious.

"WHAT THE FUCK (Y/n)! It's 4:00 a.m., please..."

'Not my problem...get your ass outta bed and come with me.'

"I'm going back to bed."

'No, you're not.' I said, getting out of the car

"What are you gonna do? Break into my house?" he said sarcastically while rolling his eyes.

I picked up a rock and started throwing it up and down in my hand while looking at his face.

'Maaaybbeee~' I said, holding the rock. 'You don't want me to shatter the window, right? Looks pretty expensive.'

"You wouldn't!" he sneered, narrowing his eyes.

'Oh, I would.' I said, 'I'll count till three if you come out, then great! Or else say bye bye to your expensive windows~.'

"(Y/n)..."

'One~'

"I swear to god I will kill you!"

'Two~'

"FINE, FINE, I'M COMING"

I chuckled. That was fun. Watching him freak out like that was amusing. Hey, I was never going to break his windows. I'm a detective, a part of the police. I know the law. But seeing Heizou's reaction was perfect and satisfactory after what happened to me last night. He stomped out of his house. Giving me a death glare.

'I hate you so fucking much.'

'Awww, so you do feel something~' I cooed just to make him feel my annoyance for once. 'Now you understand what I feel on a daily basis by seeing just your stupid ugly face~.'

'How are we even going to get there? How did you get here in the first place? You don't have your car!' he asked.

'Well, I kinda sorta stole my best friend's car. It's not stealing! I just borrowed it! I'm going to give it back, of course!' I said

'YOU STOLE SOMEONE'S CAR!? (Y/n)! I-'

'Hey, he's done it to me too! Plus, it's not stealing! It's borrowing! We're best friends. It's normal for us.' I argued. 'Now, c'mon, we need to get going!'

Ok, Kazuha never did that to me. But I never know when he might! So it's ok...he's ok. Yeah he'll be ok.

Kazuha's POV

I sighed getting ready for work when I saw it...that note.

Hey Zuzu~

So I kinda sorta borrowed your car. Look I need it. Now you'll feel my pain! Yay! Don't expect to see it again for maayybbbe a week or so. I owe you one. Thanks for the car~ Also this is kinda on you. You gave me an extra key. Should've expected that.

Love ya bestie,

(Y/n)

That little bi-. She broke into my house!? WHEN!? HOW!? I am calling her now! I was greeted by her voicemail

*the person you are trying to reach is currently busy so call again later and if this is u Kazu...I have your car and you aren't getting it back byeeeee!*

'(Y/N) (L/N) WHERE ARE YOU!? MORE IMPORTANTLY WHERE IS MY CAR!? HOW COULD YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE!? WHEN DID YOU EVEN COME HERE!? I NEED TO GET TO WORK! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I SEE YOU! I SWEAR IF MY CAR IS DESTROY OR EVEN SCRATCHED! I WILL KILL YOU!'

I yelled pissed. I swear to god when I see her I'm going to kill her! She's been avoiding me and now she stole my car. What is going on with her? Why did she even steal it...she could've asked me in the first place. I would've given it to her. I should confiscate her keys to my house. The worst part is...I DON'T HAVE HER CAR TO STEAL! I guess I could call Itto but do I want my eardrums shattered this early in the morning? No, no I do not. So I'm going to take the subway. Plus mom would probably be sleeping right now.