I Hate You (Heizou x fem!reader)

One Bed

(Y/n)'s POV

All we could do was stare. I bet both of us had the same thing running through our heads. WHY!? After spending eight agonizing hours...I have to share a bed with him!?

'God fucking dammit! WHY!?' I screeched.

'Looks like your dreams about having s-'

'If you make a sexual joke about...stuff...I will suffocate you with a pillow.'

'You are no fun.' he pouted.

'I am not in the mood for your stupid, unfunny jokes about sleeping together. That would be humiliating and terrible and my worst nightmare. I'd rather die than sleep with you!'

'First of all, ouch, that's mean. Also, there's no couch here either, Princess.' he mumbled, looking around the room. 'And I refuse to sleep on the ground.'

'Well, I'm not sleeping on the floor either!' I said, crossing my arms

'So now what?'

We looked at each other. He stared at me, and I could tell what he was implying. I really hope he's not thinking what I think he's thinking. Please no.

'No. Nuh uh! No way!' I said, shaking my head at him

'C'mon Princess! We have no other choice!'

'No way! I refuse to share a bed with you! Sharing a car ride with you was horrible enough. It was a complete nightmare.'

'We don't have a choice!' he argued.

'I don't care! I don't want to sleep right next to you...on the same bed...in some shady ass hotel!'

'C'mon, what's the worst that could happen?' he asked with an eyebrow raised

'I don't know!? You could get horny outta nowhere in the middle of the night! And do stuff!' I said, feeling my cheeks heat up from embarrassment

'What!? Please, I have some dignity!' he said with his face equally red.

'I didn't think you had any!' I yelled flustered

We heard a sudden knock on our door and froze up. Heizou timidly walked to the door and opened it.

'Yes?' he asked nicely with a small smile.

It was the old lady from earlier. She frowned a bit at Heizou. Clearly, she wasn't over his earlier statement. I decided that I'd probably need to be there too so that this doesn't go on too long.

'Oh, hello, ma'am,' I said, peeking next to Heizou

Heizou's POV

The old lady's face immediately brightened when she saw (Y/n) pop up beside me. Favoritism.

'Sorry to disturb you so late, deary...I just forgot to inform you that, well...the walls are a bit thin, so you'll have to keep it down if you...' she coughed, looking away.

(Y/n) and I blushed simultaneously. Was she implying that we'd probably have...

'Oh...OH!' I said, surprised.

'Ahaha, Ma'am, you're mistaken! W-We're just partners! W-We just work together. There is no romance here.'

'Really? I thought you two were practically married. The way you two argue...I'd thought you were a young, newly married couple.' the woman responded.

'No, no, we're not even close to that, ma'am. We're just colleagues.'

'Oh, there's nothing to hide, deary. It's ok...'