It's been six months since Blake died. (y/n)'s been pretending that she's on a long vacation, it's not the healthiest coping mechanism, but I can't hurt him by telling him that she's never coming back! "(y/n) what did you do?" I said, "POCKET SAND!" (y/n) shouted as he threw dust in my face, "What the?" I said as I rubbed my eyes and somehow looked my nephew in the eye, "When did you get taller? And why does my chest not feel so heavy?" I asked as I looked in the mirror and saw I was a child, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" I screamed, "I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH PUBERTY AGAIN I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER!" I snapped, "You know what! Mom and Kali could help! They seem to know a little too much about everything." I said as I grabbed (y/n) and put him on a leash, "Hate this!" he snapped, "I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I PUT IT ON YOU!" I said as I dragged him out of the house, "Oh my how cute. Little (y/n) has a girlfriend." Sharron said I tied (y/n) to a pole and walked over to her, "Sharron, if you say that I'm dating my nephew again, I'll beat you to death with your pervert son and husband's crusty socks!" I snapped, "Oh my goodness! What a rude little girl!" she said, "I warned you." I said as I kicked her into her son's window and walked away, "JACOB PUT THAT THING AWAY! IS THAT A PICTURE OF BLAIR BELLADONNA IN LINGERIE?! AND WHAT ARE THE MAGNETS FOR?!" Sharron screamed in horror, "That kid has issues." I said as I untied (y/n) and dragged him to Kali's house.
"Good thing you came here first, Kuroka's out of town. I know how to fix this, Blake pulled a prank like this when she was (y/n)'s age. All we have to do is..." Kali said, "POCKET SAND!" (y/n) shouted as he dumped the dust on her. When the dust settled Kali was gone and a baby replaced her.
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"How adorable! Who's baby is this? Oh, are you watching (y/n) for Blair?" Dad asked, "Dad! I'm Blair! And that baby is your wife!" I said, "Oh, oh no! Who found it!" he said in fear, "I'M GOD!" (y/n) laughed as he threw dust on random guards, "We have to get that dust away from him." Dad said, "What happened when Blake used it?" I asked, "Half of Menagerie became teenagers again. I've never had to listen to so much My Chemical Romance in my life!" he said, "And so it begins again!" a guard said as his voice cracked, "When I was, a young boy...", "We have to stop him!" I said as I slammed the door shut, "Ok but how? We need a distraction." he said, "LIVE BATE!" I shouted as I lit my father's pants on fire, "BLAIR YOU TRAITOR!" he shouted, "Sorry Daddy." I said, "And now...I fly!" I said as blue flames shot from my eyes, I jumped forward and fell on my face, "Why can't I fly?" I said, "Oh well no time to worry about it!" I said as I tackled (y/n) and took the bag of dust, "Ha! I win!" I said, suddenly he stood up knocking me off him. "So it's come to this. Who's gonna make the first move?" I said as we circled the bag. He drew his toy sword and I drew my daggers, "Et tu Auntie?" he said, "When did you learn Latin?" I said as we readied ourselves, and almost on cue, we tossed aside our weapons and had a slap fight. "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!" a guard sang, "Stop that!" (y/n) and I shouted as we blasted her speaker, "Is this getting out of hand?" I asked, "A long time ago." I said, "Maybe we should put this to an end?" I said, "Can't." he said, "And why not?" I asked, "Burned the instructions." he said, "WHY?!" I asked, "Too many words." he said, "Well, well figure it out. Who knows being young again could be fun." I said, "Sowy Mommy." he said, suddenly there was an explosion outside before I could say anything.
I sprinted outside with Dad, (y/n), and Kali. "My my, I haven't seen so many fine specimens since that boy...what was his name? Oh yes, I remember now, Adam Taurus." a man said as I looked up at him.
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"Now will you all come quietly or do I get to have fun." he said, "Daddy take Kali, she made a poopy." I said as (y/n) and I approached the man, "Oh? So two children are coming willingly?" he said arrogantly, "Who are you?" I asked innocently, "Will Frost." he said, "Huh, I thought he was a Schnee. Guess I was wrong." I said, "A Schnee? Well, you're not wrong. Willow is my mother, but she abandoned me and my father!" he said angrily, "Cool, I'm bored now. (y/n)." I said as I tossed (y/n) one of my daggers and we both stabbed Will in the knees, "HOW DARE YOU! YOU LITTLE GREMLINS!" he snapped as he raised his fist, suddenly I returned to normal, "Oh, cool, my boobs are back." I said as I punched him, "Shockingly I had a good day. I made Sharron aware of her son and husband's creepy obsession with me and my underwear. I got to connect with my nephew, hell he even called me mommy. Granted I had the body of a four-year-old at the time, but he's moving on and coming to terms with his mom's death!" I said, "And why do I care?" Will said, "You don't have to care. BUT, my Dad's kinda really pissed that you insulted his baby girl's death." I said, "How did I?..." he said before Dad punched him into the ground, "Hold your mother, she needs a change and daddy needs to blow off steam." Dad said as he dragged Will away, "Ok uh, let's go change grandma." I said.
"Ok, Kali, um let's get this over with." I said as I lifted her legs, suddenly she returned to normal, "Blair, honey, please put me down." she said as I covered (y/n)'s eyes while she cleaned herself and put her robe on, "God I hate that stuff. I suppose after fifteen years it's become less potent. A few hours as a baby wasn't terrible though." she said, "So what did he use on us?" I asked, "Gag dust. There were a few flavors years ago, but they were discontinued when assassins started using baby dust to kill people easier." she said, "And as for you, little boy. You are not dumb, you know that your mother isn't coming home, don't you?" she asked, "Yeah." (y/n) said sadly, "And when you called Blair mommy, how did that feel?" she asked, "Nice." he said, "Then can you do me a favor? Don't call her Auntie Blair, please call her Mommy. Blake wanted you to have a mom who loved you no matter what, and Blair loves you so so much." she said, "I don't want to replace Blake, I can't replace her." I said, "You're not, you're adopting him, kinda. He's going from one mother to another who won't keep his other mom out of his life." she said.
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"W-What happened? Y-Yang?" I said groggily as I looked up at my girlfriend's arm, "I-I need to find (y/n)." I said as I picked up Yang's arm and began to walk.
A/N: So I haven't seen Volume 9 or RWBY Justice League, so just like I did before Volume 8 was out, I'm gonna do my own thing. From this point on the story will take place two years after Team RWBY's disappearance. Welcome to the Mugan Arc.
