Me: DIE YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH
Draco: damn
Me: CURSE THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS SHIP
Random person who made ship: *becomes cursed*
Me: okay good 👍
Draco: was that necessary?
Me: absolutely
Draco: seems a bit much-
Me: ITS NOT A BIT MUCH
Draco: okay but still
Me: NO BUTS
Forge: hehe butts
Me: like a peach 🍑
Draco: I'm never eating peaches again
Me: I'll eat you
Draco: *cutely sharts himself* um...
Me: 😁🫶🏻
Harry: uh anyways what's the ship..?
Me: nothing to bad just Gilrry
Harry: that's who and who?
Me: you and Lockhart
Harry: IM SORRY WHO?!?!
Me: you 🫵 and Lockhart
Harry: *passes out*
Me: me too bro, me too
Hermione: Lockhart lost his memory so how will he vote ?
Me: he won't *sighs* I always knew Lockhart was a pedo
Harry: huh? What's going on?
Me: just fantasizing about a pedo names Lockhart
Harry: *picks phone up* yes is this 911?
911: yes, this is. What is your emergency?
Harry: I have a mentally disturbed person here
911: please send me your location
Harry: 123 flower Lane
911: animal control is on their way
Harry: thank you
*in SpongeBob voice*
Three gazillion years later
FBI: FBI OPEN UP
Me: *opens door* oh hello!
FBI: GET HER!!!!
Me: WHAT???
FBI: ma'am you're under arrest for being mentally unstable
Me: *turns neck around like an owl* WHICH ON OF YOU BITCHS SNITCHED?!
Everyone: *points at harry*
Harry: hey!
FBI: *drags me out as I try to attack harry*
Me: THE SHIP HAS SUNK!!!!!!!!!!
FBI: definitely sunk
Me: we besties now?
FBI: definitely
Me: y'all gang now
FBI: gang
It's been a hot minute since I updated this story but here we are!
*fourth wall shatters*
FBI: did you know that FBI stands for fancy bottled iguanas
Me: BOB THE BUILDER FIX THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN
YOU ARE READING
How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
