Ride On

Chapter XIV: The Fool On The Hill

I still live at home.

What else would you like to know about me?

I like animals, plants, and books. I don't like oranges, maths, or fitted sheets.

I'm terrified of thunderstorms, monkeys, and the dark.

But don't tell anyone. 

I was born in July 1955. I'm allergic to strawberries and shrimp. 

I never learned how to drive a car. My first and only lesson ended up with me slamming on the breaks and getting a sudden bout of carsickness. 

I never learned how to ride a bike either. 

I have long brown hair and hazel eyes. My favourite color is black and I'm madly in love with rock and roll. 

And Swedish folk songs.

I work two jobs and it's a struggle not to lose my mind on bad days.

I struggle with a lot of things. 

I live in Sydney Australia and I couldn't have picked a better place. The beaches here are just the best. 

I dropped out of university after one year. 

Sometimes I feel like...I've failed...

And sometimes avocado smoothies make everything okay.