Kazuya: Okay so I like always do this with my books as they're wrapping up. (You should go read them by the way I think they're pretty good)
Yōu: Blah blah blah... all you ever do is talk about how great your stories are. Nobody even reads them.
Kazuya: You could've put that in a nicer tone!
Sumio: Don't worry author-san! I love your stories! I read them all the time!
Kazuya: You're lying! I know this because you can't read!
Tsuki: This is in fact a true state. Sumio Kobayashi can't read.
Haru: So... you didn't read the contract?
Sumio: I did read it! At least I read the words I could read.
Yōu: You idiot! Kazuya could've put you under weird contract! He already did that with me!
Tsuki: And me!
Kotori: And me!
Takashi: He didn't do anything weird with my contract for my story...
Kotori: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T READ EITHER!
Kazuya: Relax guys... I've become an expert at this okay? Like the harem story, the Kotori story, the deleted one-shot book we'll never talk about ever again...
Yōu: That one was kinda a failure...
Kotori: Big time.
Kazuya: But all that's important is that you guys are still with me!
So can we finally start the interview?
Everyone: Sure.
Kazuya: Okay so I always get asked this, but do the characters I write about actually end up together once the story is over?
Kotori: YES! *grips Takashi happily*
Takashi: Um... but our story had us *******... but this is technically before that happens.
Kazuya: Okay well we have to bleep that out now because of slight spoilers in the other book... (go read it if you haven't)
But to answer, I really don't know. If you want them to then just think about it. However this is the one book I can't allow the main couple to fall in love actually.
Sumio: Why?! I want to date a cutie forever!
Yōu: *sighs* It's because Kazuya's number one waifu is...
Tsuki: It's Yōu!
Kazuya: Yes very true. Now you're probably wondering why I would write a story where a guy other than myself gets to date my waifu...
Because they voted on her that's why.
Haru: Who's they?
Yōu: The readers...
Kotori: Speaking of the readers, what's your next book?
Kazuya: I kind of want to do a Muse character again, but part of me wants to give up forever because these stories are garbage anyways.
Tsuki: If you keep talking like that, people will actually see how it is garbage.
Kazuya: Anyways I can't say anything specific because I honestly might take a break from writing new stories for a while. Not that I hate it of course, I just think I need to take a break.
Yōu: I'm just glad that you finally have an excuse to leave the house now.
Kazuya: Me? Go outside? Yeah no, I have to finish reading the Gamers light novel, the Spy x Family manga, read the Nisekoi 10 years after volumes, finish the last season of Kaguya-sama, and then watch Love Live Superstar, and maybe just maybe I'll be able to finally start reading Boys over Flowers.
Sumio: Author-san is a hopeless shut in weeb.
Kazuya: No I'm not! I literally do a lot of fun stuff like beat the old couples at the park in pickleball.
Tsuki: Ooh! I'm pretty good at that game! Wanna team?
Kazuya: Hell yeah.
Kotori: Let's get back on topic shall we?
Kazuya: Okay we only have time for a few more topics... Okay got it! If you could be any character in any anime who would you be? I'll start... the guy from Overflow-
Yōu: Saitama!
Sumio: Goro Shigeno.
Tsuki: Yōu Watanabe!
Kazuya: What kind of a cousin-complex is this...
Haru: Anya!
Kotori: Tomoya Okazaki.
Kazuya: Okay these are just getting weirder.
Kotori: I think being in a harem would be fun...
Takashi: Kana Arima
Kazuya: What the-
Okay whatever... I think that's enough for the interview... Hopefully everyone had a fun time. Maybe we'll do another one after the last chapter?
Whenever that comes out...
See you all then!
Everyone: BYE!!
Yōu: Wait who's gonna do the dash Kazuya?
Kazuya: You mean the -Kazuya?
Tsuki: Yeah yeah!
Sumio: Can I do it?
Kazuya: No no it's just a thing that I do to end a chapter after talking to the readers so it doesn't make sense to do it during an interview.
Sumio: I'M GONNA DO IT!
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