This Is Just Between Us

I'm sorry grandma

New York pov
(TW: Smoking)
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

I was digging in my bag for my almost empty pack of cigarettes.
SHE STOLE THOSE TOO?!
New York:"I'M GOING TO BASH HER HEAD IN WITH MY SHARPEST STILETTOS!"
Ugh… sorry grandma….
I close my eyes and think of cigarettes….
Ow! Right on my head I guess…
I open my eyes and see a good pack of cigarettes, oh hell yeah!
New York:"HELL YEAH!"
I open my window and light a cigarette.
New York:"Christ…. York this is a one time thing. You've gone against the one rule grandma gave us…. Ugh! Dad!"
I walk over to my dad's room, lit cigarette in hand.
Belarus:"What's going- YO YOU SMOKE??"
New York:"Shut the fuck up. My dad allows me, now if you don't leave me alone so I can vent to my dad about what I've done, I'm putting this cigarette out on you."
Mississippi:"She's the 3rd scariest out of all of us, Georgia is 2nd and Alaska… She's able to take down adult men."
This chick gives me a pat on the shoulder.
Belarus:"You got guts for looks like a future stripper-"
Mississippi:"She plans on being one actually, she already does the deed with her boyfriend without protection. She's going to get pregnant one of these days I swear."
I go red, how the hell does she know that?!
Ugh! Not important. I continue over to my dad's room and knock on the door.
I hear shuffling and eventually the door opens.
America:"New York what's wrong- also don't smoke inside the house."
Dad let me in and opened a window so the smoke didn't build up inside the room.
America:" Ok, what happened?"
New York:"Grandma told me not to…"
I held up the pack of cigarettes and then lifted up my glasses for a bit, then I put them back on as there's sunlight in the room.
Dad just blinked.
America:"And you didn't fear the house wouldn't explode?"
New York:"Did- did you think I actually believed that? That's the equivalent to how people tell kids that if they eat a watermelon seed and watermelon will grow inside them or that gum will stay in your stomach for what, 100 years? All bullshit. I only feared getting in trouble with, I don't know GOD HERSELF?!"
America:"She only said that because she didn't want the others driving me insane by using what they can do non stop."
New York:"Being 2nd most responsible out of the first 13 and the person who has it 2nd worse with whatever you cursed me and my siblings with, did you think I'd believe the exploding part and ignore that grandma is god?"
America:"Actually yeah-"
New York:"Really dad?! With everything I just said, and how I know more about this shit than the others, you actually thought I'd believed that of all things?!"
He faced palms.
Grandma actually told me the most information out of my siblings about whatever this is, she didn't tell what it is, she didn't tell me why we have this, she just explained how stuff worked and that I shouldn't use it until I'm A. An adult of B. Going to kill someone, but I don't need this to kill someone-
America:"So what's the problem?"
New York:"I summoned these and it wasn't to kill someone…"
America:"Ok 1.That's a talk I need to have with my mom and 2. Why didn't you just go to buy some?"
New York:"Slovakia is out around this time, she hangs around the store I usually go to for either a smoke, take some not so pg pictures, steal from the store or from others, and likes to get into fights. With middle schoolers, especially the rich ones. She pepper spray them, knock them to the ground, and pickpocket them. She tried that once with me, but uhm…. That's why one of my white stilettos was slightly red. Take my cigarettes all you want, but take my cash?, I send you to the hospital."
America:"Pickpocketing huh? Not pg pictures, as in nudes? Fights? Especially with rich middle schoolers to steal their money? Plus stealing cigarettes? To me, it sounds like she's a real trouble maker."
New York:"I heard she and uncle Poland's brother Chez are dating, although that's just a rumor. Not to mention that she'll take the blame for any bad behavior, but not to get others out of trouble, she just likes being in trouble…"
I said blowing out some smoke through the open window.
New York:"She's also been stealing electronics for the tech kids at the middle school and sells them at school for 6x the price. She's been picking on Aunt Mexico's little brother Chile. Kid is living on his own ‘cause he doesn't feel safe around his dad. Trust me, I hang out with him sometimes because he's good friends with Georgia's girlfriend who is the younger sister of Michael."
America:"I'm sorry, what kind of party do you know him from-"
New York:" Uhm… Ivan, he's best friends with Michael."
America:"So he's living on his own….. THAT BOY IS 13!"
New York:"Dad fucking chill, me and my crew check up on him every once in awhile."
America:"I'm sorry, your crew?"
New York:" Yeah! Me, Ivan, Michael, Ruby who is dating Georgia, Georgia even though she ruins the fun sometimes… Florida, and my best friend! Panama City! What a doll! Panama City's little demi brother Venezuela is his boyfriend which is how we know where he lives."
America:"Dead lord… How is he paying rent?!"
New York:"Oh! Florida and Pan-pan pay his rent."
He just sighs.
America:"Is everything off your chest now?"
New York:"Other than my actual chest, yeah pretty much."
At this point my cigarette is out.
New York:"Alright imma leave now, good luck with Russia!"
Dad tints a bit.
America:"What is that supposed to mean?!"
I laughed.
New York:"Why so red? I meant good luck with the friendship, it seems an opinion on him was changed yesterday- oh I get it! You said you don't do dating, has something changed?"
He then threw a pillow at me.
America:"He's just a friend, plus he has a girlfriend!"
I laughed and walked out of the room.

America pov

Ok so New York just decided to go ahead and do what my mom told her not to do today, gave me a shit ton of information about Slovakia, informed me that a 13 year old is living alone, AND ACCUSED ME OF HAVING A CRUSH! Whatever, what's important is to get that girl arrested.

BRAN: I only noticed the missing sunglasses and cigarette after it was drawn, but I spent TWO HOURS drawing here

AN: I WAS BUSY ON SATURDAY!