This Is Just Between Us

sooo I robbed a middle schooler

Russia pov
(art by my pumpkin crowsong on YouTube, Tumblr, and Wattpad {Rainbowstar772} )

After my dad left, the day went on as it would normally, I guess...
I spent time with the states, cooked meals, and saw America calling someone. I'm assuming it's somebody who can help start a lawsuit, jokingly flirting with him.
By the time the day was over America and I were back in the living room, we decided to play a card game, every time one of us loses we have to take a shot.
Like last night, drunk as hell.
Although this time I have him pinned on a corner countertop, this made kissing him easier.
Kissing him is a lot more pleasant than kissing Israel.
When we pulled away I kissed his neck out of pure curiosity, making him moan before he hit me on the head.
America:"Aye! That's a no go zone you custard!"
I laugh and promise not to mess with it. It's not my fault I didn't know he would react like that.
We just go back to kissing, god knows how many times we kissed tonight, at least 5?
I just realized, this is the perfect moment to feel his hair, he said it was fluffy.
But the question is how fluffy?
I touch it and make the biggest grin ever!
Russia:"It's a fluffy, a realllllllllyyyyyy fluffy!"
America:"Oh, you like my hair? Yeah, it's really fluffy."
Russia:"Fluffy like a teddy bear- you're small and have fluffffffffy hair, you're also hold-able... you are a teddy bear."
America:"I'm going to pray this is a drunk nickname-"
I just pick him up and hold him tight, stuffing my face in his hair.
His hair smells nice, he smells nice.
I sniff and let out a pleased and calm sigh.
Russia:"You smell goooood teddy bear!"
America:"Ok Russia, I think we should go to bed before stuff gets weirder-"
I give him one last kiss before walking off.
This night instead of me sleeping on the couch snuggled up to him, we're on his bed! I'm still going to snuggle up with my teddy bear, I like teddy bears!

The next day

NOT AGAIN!
America:"Yeah good morning to you too."
Russia:"Damn, am I the wrong side of the bed or something?"
America:"You called me teddy bear last night-"
Russia:"I Did- ooooh shit, sorry stilettos- but I mean, my drunk self is right kinda, you do sum up to a teddy bear... hmmm"
America:"Don't you dare."
Russia:"Not in front of the kids, I promise."
America:"This is the last time I'm drinking with you!"
Russia:"We both know that is a big fat lie."
He grumbled as I took us downstairs.
America:"Put me down! I need to shower!"
I pout and so as he says.
I then go off to clean the house.
After a few minutes he comes downstairs to what he calls a clean house, this place is as dirty as my brother.
Extremely!
Russia:"I'm going to make breakfast in a few hours, what do we do till then?"
America:"I haven't been going on my nightly walk so I'm going to go for a walk, watch the states for me will you?"
Russia:"Alright! But after breakfast I have to take Alaska to church."
America:"I'll be back by then."
Russia:"K, cya later!"
He then walked out the door.

America pov

Nightly walk my ass, I'm off to commit a crime!
Even though I've committed several crimes...
A not murder crime-
I sneak off to that cheap apartment and sneak into Chile's apartment.
He doesn't seem like he's home, must be staying with Mexico until the power is back on.
This makes it, WAY EASIER!
I carefully take the playstation first and carry it off to my tree house before going for the TV- I did not think this through....
I'm sure Palu wouldn't mind me asking them to help me steal this right... he's my friend and is a lawyer, he'll stand by and say I'm innocent.
So I called him.
America:"Hey! I'm doing fine, you? Great to hear! Yes I do need something. I need you to help me steal a TV from someone. I know it sounds bad but there's this highschooler who needs to get in trouble. It seems her parents aren't doing anything and everything she's done won't get her sent to juvie so I need to make it worse. Yes I'm framing a 15 year old for stealing a PlayStation and TV. Yes I already took the playstation. Thank you!"
After a little while Palu came over and helped me take the TV to a spot in the woods. I said goodbye and waited till he was fully gone before I carefully got the TV into my tree house.
Thank god for gloves!
I walk back home, just in time actually.
I walk inside and see Russia getting Alaska ready for I'm assuming church.
Russia:"Perfect timing! I was just about to take Alaska to church."
Alaska:"It's been so long since I've been there!"
Russia:"I'm sure they'll be over joyed to see you again!"
I smile as Russia picks Alaska up and walks out.
America:"I see Russia made breakfast- where's New York?"
New Jersey:"Chile called her and apparently he was robbed of two things, a brand stinking new TV and a very personal playstation. So she booked it earlier."
America:"Chile was robbed?! Great Mom and grandpa, are people really using the fact that the apartment has a power outage to rob people of personal and expensive belongings?"
Kansas:"It appears so..."
Indiana:"When she ran out she almost broke the door!"
Florida:"If it weren't for New Jersey's meds he would have a panic attack!"
Washington:"Don't forget we almost had to call 911 because the slam of the door made Kansas' heart rate rise extremely. Causing his heart to pound faster than it should for his own safety."
South Carolina:"If it weren't for Wyoming... we'd be fucked."
Georgia:"LANGUAGE!"
Texas:"Shut up will you?"
Kansas:"Seriously, you know I have heart problems and that could have sent me to the hospital! I think South Carolina cursing should be allowed since all she did was state a fact!"
Arkansas:"Bro calm down."
Kansas:"Sorry...."
I sigh and get the states settled down.
I go off to do some studying and for New York to come back.
She's one of the smartest states out of the first 13, Georgia is smarter than her though.
But what makes it interesting is that she's in every AP class, she's not super smart unlike me and Russia, she still has to take notes and study and do her work on paper but still. Sure some of the other first 13 are in AP classes and some aren't, some wanted to get into them but couldn't and some did but aren't doing the best in them.
New York on the other hand? Straight A's.
Although she has said she doesn't plan on going to college and plans to be a stripper? I have no clue what that is, but from what she says, it's a very good paying job that doesn't need the person to go to college. She's only doing these classes for her resume, she even changed her scholarship for her resume.
But then you have Alaska and Wyoming, prodigy children like me and Russia. Quick learners, quick workers, and are as good at extreme mental math as me and Russia!
I already know those two are going to be skipping grades, Wyoming is already trying to get into medical studies and Alaska already has the periodic table memorized.
Wyoming even though he couldn't speak even an ounce of Russian somehow taught Alaska how to speak English, and she taught him Russian right after she learnt English.
I know they'll get places, along with the other states (other than Ohio and Rhode Island), they all have their talents and hopes. My children will succeed at what they wish to be.
I sigh and continue to study, doodling me and Russia together- ok what the hell?
I was trying to study but now I'm doodling and daydreaming.... Something about him.... He's charming, nice, handsome, loves kids, he makes my heart race, ugh what is happening!
A little while after daydreaming about Russia I hear the front door slam open.
"I'M GOING TO COMMIT MASS MURDER!"
Ok, New York is more pissed than I expected...
I figured she would be mad but.... I didn't think she'd be this mad.
I come downstairs to see she's thrown a chair at Rhode island.
Rhode island:" I'M INNOCENT THIS TIME!"
New York:"I DO NOT FUCKING CARE!"
I ran over to them to keep New York away from Rhode Island because she got a hold of Georgia's axe.
America:"Remember the rule! You can't kill those biologically related to us!"
New York:"UGH!"
Arizona:"We understand you're mad, but you're so mad that the Dakota twins are scared!"
Alaska:"And they're extra high today!"
South Dakota:"I don't know what going on... but I feel the need to hide. Let's go North!"
North Dakota:"Coming.... I'm scared and confused!"
I see my druggie twins try to run out of the room but end up falling to the floor in the doorway to the hallway.
Tennessee:"Ok, handcuff both of them. Come on New Mexico."
New Mexico:"Coming."
I watch as the states that are going to end up on the police force, one for bomb squad and the other as a regular cop.
Arizona also followed to lock them up somewhere safe, she is the one who wants to be a prison guard.
I then turn my focus to New York who had kicked a hole in the wall.
America:"Ok you are far stronger when mad, calm down!"
New York:"NO! THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN HIS APARTMENT WERE STOLEN!, and I have an idea of who did it!"
Florida:"You think it's Slo-"
New York:"SLOVAKIA! UGH!"
New York then opened a window and lit a cigarette.
America:"I'll call my lawyer friend ok? She'll be investigated."
New York:"Just know, if she's found innocent, I'm killing someone for not trying to get with my boyfriend."
Alabama:"New York you're doing what-"
Texas:"What the hell?!"
Florida:"Isn't that in our genetics?"
America:"That's a question for my mother, I know why we can summon things, desummon things, along with as my mother puts it "Gravity is just a theory" , and why we can do exorcism stuff. The murder.... I have no clue where that comes from."
Kentucky:"Isn't it just a land person thing?"
Illinois:"Yeah isn't it?"
New Mexico:" Si y no. (Yes and no.) I believe if it's to take over land then land people kill but if not, I don't think so."
America:"Or if you are going to war. Like the Civil war, both world wars, extra extra extra."
Tennessee:"We get it, we all started off racist and ended up having a full blown and almost violent argument, and now almost ALL OF US are no longer racist."
Tennessee said the last part looking at Georgia who is eating a peach in the kitchen.
Georgia:"I'M NOT RACIST!"
She said throwing the pit of her peach at him.
Tennessee:"I'M HANDCUFFING YOU, GET YOUR SOUTHERN ASS IS BEING PIT IN ARIZONA'S CLOSET PRISON!"
She then booked it, but there was no hope because Tennessee is 3x faster than her, perfect speed for a future cop.
I sigh as I hear the door to a closet being slammed shut and locked.
Arizona:"I left some canned peaches and water bottles in there."
Ew.
America:"Who bought canned peaches?"
New Mexico:" I did, I bought all kinds of canned fruits and veggies, which I put in the closets.I put a few bottles of water in them as well."
Arizona:"We try to make my closets as close to a prison cell as possible! We can't make them entirely like a prison cell so it's close enough!"
I just walk off.
America:"Tell me when Russia is back."
Carolina:"What about Alaska?"
America:"AND ALASKA!"
I said, now speed walking.
California:"Man, dad's acting wack today."
Louisiana:"Tell me about it."

30 minutes later

Alaska:"WE'RE HOME!"
Russia:"Alaska was far too happy to be back in church."
I run downstairs and go to them, giving Alaska and Russia a hug.
I step out of the way letting Alaska and Russia come inside.
I noticed Russia was giving the Christian states a bible, but it's not in English.
Alaska:"This bible hasn't be altered, it talks about pedophilia and not homophobia!"
Florida:"Alaska, Russia... we can't read russian-"
Russia:"Oh shit-"
Alaska:"Dad can you translate it! They need to know the actual true words of the Lord."
America:"Yes I can."
Russia:"I actually got two, one for Alaska personally and another for the other states. I have my own at home."
Delaware:"Is it the christian bible?"
Alaska:"They're basically the same thing, one just gives a shit about humans, mostly-"
I sigh and take the bible to translate it, but on my way to my room to translate I feel Russia hug me from the back, kissing me on the top of my head.
Russia:"I have to go back to my dorm, cya later teddy bear"
I grumbled when he let go because of what he called me.

BRAN: I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING TIME NOR THE ENERGY, cause I has a job